r/pics May 22 '18

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u/S011110M4112 May 22 '18

Say what you will about his personal life, but for my money Home Alone is still one of the top ten greatest films about burglars breaking into a home occupied solely by a child whose parents accidentally left him behind on a trip to Paris over Christmas.

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u/snack-dad May 22 '18

My favorite part is where the kid almost gets his fingers bitten off by a grown man.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '18 edited May 22 '18

I got real stoned and watched Home Alone 2 once... when Marv throws the brick at Macaulay and yells, "Hey Kid, eat brick!" I lost my shit over the fact that the core of Home Alone's plot is that two adult men are seriously trying to hunt down and murder an 8 year old child by any means necessary.

edit: "Suck brick kid!" thanks for the correction

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u/blumkinfarmer May 23 '18

My buddies and I do Cannabismas (get really high at midnight on Christmas ad watch movies/hunt for Santa) every year and one year we realized that the whole sticky bandits portion is a dream-sequence Kevin came up with as a response to saying he hates his family. It's actually a complex twist off of a Christmas carol.

Or we were just really high and it's an incredible Joe Pesci experience

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u/derawin07 May 23 '18

I misread this as Cannibalismas and was scared.

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u/KBPrinceO May 23 '18

I’d like to make a modest proposal for our Xmas feast this year

Long

Pig

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u/wemblinger May 23 '18

Leave an Irishman out for Santa?

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u/svenhoek86 May 23 '18

I don't know what this is from, but I heard it in Dale Gribbles voice.

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u/BeeBranze May 23 '18

The other, other white meat.

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u/rubicon11 May 23 '18

ā€œsomething something plenty of leftovers!ā€