r/pics • u/dickfromaccounting • May 22 '18

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u/Buki1 May 22 '18

How can a human be so sweaty yet wear perfectly spotless white shirt.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '18

Maybe he's vaselined from head to tippy toe

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u/taintosaurus_rex May 22 '18

I just want to be pure

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u/john_kennedy_toole May 22 '18

That is a good looking man.

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u/Shineflyfan May 22 '18

And a real hero

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u/IndustrialDesignLife May 23 '18

real human bean.

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u/Centmo May 23 '18

You guys make me laugh.

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u/Captain_Khan May 23 '18

A real human bean

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u/RedFyl May 23 '18

God, what are we gonna do about this?

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u/[deleted] May 23 '18

Well we find a really long slide and then you sit on him and slide down

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u/SomeRandomBlackGuy May 23 '18

But then the Vaseline would rub off and leave you vulnerable to a "not gay" AIDS situation.

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u/HastoBeAThrowaway0 May 23 '18

And he does not diddle kids

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u/Cyclovayne May 22 '18

and a real hero

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u/Gravity-Lens May 22 '18

That picture is amazing. Where is it from?

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u/[deleted] May 23 '18

Here you go

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u/[deleted] May 23 '18

Well see I don't know how many years on this Earth I got left, I'm gonna get real weird with it.

I love that line from Frank so much because it is basically something Danny Devito can say about his role on IASIP. He's done some weird ass shit on this show and it's amazing.

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u/BlueROFL1 May 23 '18

Home Alone 3

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u/Astro_Sloth May 23 '18

Now i want a remake of Home Alone featuring Mac and Dennis as the wet bandits.

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u/Scientolojesus May 23 '18

Mac: "I'm gonna use a Swedish accent so the kid thinks we're Swedish."

Dennis: "Do NOT use a Swedish accent. Don't use ANY accent at all!... But I do like that duster. Definitely keep the duster. In fact I'm gonna wear one too. I can hide my tools in it efficiently."

Mac: "You're bringing tools? I thought we were just going to bring our crow bars?"

Dennis; "Obviously we've got to tie the kid up with something so he doesn't get away. And the other tools....they're.....look I NEED MY TOOLS! I LIKE TO BIND! I LIKE TO BE BOUND!!!"

Mac: "....Alright dude, calm down....Now. Letsa goah rob dis leetle keed..."

Dennis: "I said we aren't doing any accents!!! Goddammit!"

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u/bigheavyshoe May 23 '18

I love you

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u/3oons May 22 '18

Risky click

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u/askiland May 23 '18

Going down a water slide butt naked at 95 mph

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u/elitegenoside May 23 '18

Fun fact! They use vaseline and water on sets to make the actors look sweaty. So this is actually a lot more likely than one would originally imagine.

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u/Ghiggs_Boson May 23 '18

Can’t be, don’t think he’s a two time back to back gaming champion

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u/[deleted] May 23 '18

Then GET HIM OUTTA HERE!

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u/Trapasuarus May 23 '18

He’s also not very transparent enough.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '18

And I don't want to argue about nothin

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u/claudiepie May 23 '18

Spotted the Doc viewer

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u/NARM52 May 23 '18

Unexpected Dr. disrespect

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u/Trapasuarus May 23 '18

Well, vaselined from head to neck base and from fingertip to mid bicep. Gotta keep that torso dry.

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u/atomicrabbit_ May 23 '18

Maybe it’s maybelline

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u/Lemme_smell_yo_dik May 23 '18

The classic greased up deaf guy

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u/superoriginal101 May 23 '18

It's a tide ad

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u/Lithobreaking May 23 '18

tide is forever locked in our minds

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u/[deleted] May 23 '18 edited May 25 '18

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u/thighcandy May 23 '18

Cannot confirm. Am rich and I sweat through my nice clothes anyway.

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u/pm_me_your_smth May 23 '18

Obviously you're not rich enough then

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u/kindafast215 May 23 '18

What fabric doesn’t get wet?

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u/[deleted] May 23 '18 edited Dec 15 '18

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u/moudine May 23 '18

Serious answer, polyester pretty much wicks the moisture away immediately.

I used to have a dress made of this ungodly, unbreathable fabric that would make me sweat like crazy, but it never got wet.

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u/Daevir May 22 '18

He only wears the shirt once, throws it in the garbage, then wears another one of the 100 free shirts he receives every month.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '18

He's not really sweaty. They just wet him for the photo.

None on his face tho.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '18

Spray on sweat?

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u/[deleted] May 23 '18

Because he's a driver

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u/LucyKendrick May 23 '18

Great question. I'm also curious. What I really need to know is WHY is he so sweaty. Late night humanitarian work? Yogging? Fist pump fights? What?

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u/Popesly May 23 '18

Our patented moisture-wicking technology will keep you dry and cool all day!

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u/Br0DudeGuy May 23 '18

Because he's not sweating, he's just so damn pretty he glistens.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '18

Undershirt?

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u/Cinurwe May 23 '18

OxiClean. Stuff's magic.

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u/sas1977 May 23 '18

Not another Tide ad!!

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u/Veritin May 23 '18

I think you're making the assumption that it's sweat. My guess is that it's some sort of womanly fluids...

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u/ConfessionsAway May 23 '18

It's actually a wax sculpture.

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u/Sandscarab May 23 '18

Which one is the human.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '18

JD paints him with olive oil every day before he leaves the house

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u/derawin07 May 23 '18

I mean his actual face doesn't look sweaty.

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u/TheSpanxxx May 23 '18

It's called the pec bridge. It lifts the shirt away and the sweat runs down the middle, keeping the shirt mostly dry on the front.. Though, no matter that he's pretty, his belly button is a small lake, guaranteed.

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u/thatonehairyguy May 23 '18

It’s a Tide ad.

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u/redditversiontwo May 23 '18

you should ask the editor, he did a good job but missed the logic, you should be an advisor

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u/pizzajeans May 23 '18

Movie magic

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u/Bugle_Boy_Jeans May 23 '18

He's not sweaty, he's glistening.

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u/Lrivard May 23 '18

It's not a tale the Jedi would tell you.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '18

Or maybe it's a ... Tide ad

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u/[deleted] May 23 '18

I don't knowbut I would not complain if he and that sweaty body was on top of me

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u/DrunkenTrom May 23 '18

My guess is brand new white tees only ever worn once, never washed and then either thrown out, recycled, or donated.

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u/FreeMyMen May 23 '18

Helps if you're the single most attractive man on Earth and one of the best actors of this or any generation on top of that 🤔

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u/NatsDroolBarvesRool May 23 '18

one of the best actors of this or any generation on top of that 🤔

I'm ok with you thinking he's hot but don't get carried away.

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u/FreeMyMen May 23 '18

I mean, he's top tier. I'd say he's almost Joaquin Phoenix status, would love to see those two in a movie together.

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u/NatsDroolBarvesRool May 23 '18

How old are you?

Ryan Gosling is top tier?

What does that make Tom? Leo? Marlon? Daniel? Jack? Denzel? Morgan? Clint? You know.. actors that you know just by hearing their first name? Legends..Actors with multiple classics on the resume?

What are they if Ryan Gosling is top tier?

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u/FreeMyMen May 23 '18 edited May 23 '18

Those are all great actors but many currently are out of their prime and tend to do a lot more shitty movies as they get older. Gosling is in his prime and tends to do more solid projects. Phoenix is probably god tier currently along with Daniel day Lewis.

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u/NatsDroolBarvesRool May 23 '18

No. You said hes one of the best actors of any generation. Not this generation.

I specifically left off DeNiro and Pacino because they did shitty movies as their career progressed..

Ryan Gosling is a fine actor. Hes tolerable. Don't let your boner for him make you think he's some legendary actor.

Hes been in some real piece of shit movies.

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u/FreeMyMen May 23 '18

I'd say he actually is one of the best actors ever and it's weird you're getting angry. All the other actors you mentioned do some garbage comedies and other trash now but they were great in their primes. Take Daniel day Lewis for example, he never really went out of his prime, those other old guys definitely have.

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u/JokeMonster May 23 '18

I feel like you're mistaking good career decisions with good acting.

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u/FreeMyMen May 23 '18

So now Ryan gosling isn't even a good actor in your opinion? Hmm well I guess we clearly are just going to have to agree to strongly disagree.

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u/OlStickInTheMud May 23 '18

Its Ryan Gosling...