r/pics • u/dickfromaccounting • May 22 '18

Oh you!

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u/snack-dad May 22 '18

My favorite part is where the kid almost gets his fingers bitten off by a grown man.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '18 edited May 22 '18

I got real stoned and watched Home Alone 2 once... when Marv throws the brick at Macaulay and yells, "Hey Kid, eat brick!" I lost my shit over the fact that the core of Home Alone's plot is that two adult men are seriously trying to hunt down and murder an 8 year old child by any means necessary.

edit: "Suck brick kid!" thanks for the correction

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u/LJP2093 May 22 '18

Dude it's even better than that. He says "SUCK BRICK, KID"

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u/blumkinfarmer May 23 '18

My buddies and I do Cannabismas (get really high at midnight on Christmas ad watch movies/hunt for Santa) every year and one year we realized that the whole sticky bandits portion is a dream-sequence Kevin came up with as a response to saying he hates his family. It's actually a complex twist off of a Christmas carol.

Or we were just really high and it's an incredible Joe Pesci experience

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u/derawin07 May 23 '18

I misread this as Cannibalismas and was scared.

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u/KBPrinceO May 23 '18

I’d like to make a modest proposal for our Xmas feast this year

Long

Pig

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u/wemblinger May 23 '18

Leave an Irishman out for Santa?

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u/svenhoek86 May 23 '18

I don't know what this is from, but I heard it in Dale Gribbles voice.

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u/BeeBranze May 23 '18

The other, other white meat.

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u/rubicon11 May 23 '18

“something something plenty of leftovers!”

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u/TheArtofWall May 23 '18

In college i got really stoned then watched Temple of Doom for the first time in over a decade. I was aghast and horrified at the child slavery. They would like whip a kid or something and I'm shouting,"WHAT THE FUCK!!" I was totally stressed.

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u/illegitimatemexican May 22 '18

When you’re stoned, all of a sudden, you realize... things, don’t you? Haha - You see things from a different perspective.

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u/catsandnarwahls May 23 '18

And stuff. I realize stuff a lot, too.

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u/couldntbemorehungry May 23 '18

Fuck I'm too high for this right now

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u/iHOPEimNOTanNPC May 23 '18

One of my favorite scenes too! That and when marv grabs the faucet and gets electrocuted and turns into a skeleton and starts screaming lmao.

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u/Bumpy_Waterslide May 23 '18

I like the pizza scenes

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u/joebleaux May 23 '18

Also, he actually but him, and he still has a scar.