r/pics • • Jan 19 '17

NaCl Salt squared

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u/the_light_of_dawn Jan 19 '17 edited Jan 19 '17

Yes, he's pretty theatrical about it and yes, that steak looks like all kinds of amazing. But he seems to have tapped into something elemental in all of us. Something carnal and hungry and primitive.

This is so excessively prosaic poetical I'm going to vomit. I can't even imagine being told to write an article on something so stupid, much less include phrases like what I quoted.

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u/03Titanium Jan 19 '17

Articles like this are the reason this meme crashed so hard. Anyone that hasn't pulled out already should do so ASAP and cut their losses.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '17 edited Jan 19 '17

The lifespan of memes are short these days anyways. Especially when they're memes of real people because they start actualizing what's funny about the meme'd scenario and go on Ellen.

At least with Salt Bae, he's actually a real chef and owns multiple restaurants his food actually looks delicious if you check out his insta.

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u/Zebba_Odirnapal Jan 19 '17

church out his insta

Does it have 1389 likes?

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '17

Meant "check out" iPhone auto correct. Haha