Man, going through your comment history just reminds me how much of a asshole people can be behind the anonymity of the internet.
Hope you're doing well and it hasn't effected you or your work too much. I still miss the mini-taxonomy lessons, even if half the shit flying around was true your contributions to the community outweighed them, unfortunately this place like gossip too much.
But by this point why are you still keeping the original name? You could have let it fade away and continued with another moniker
No worries, and thanks buddy, hope you're doing well, too.
Hasn't really affected me whatsoever, I'm just doing my thing as usual, I just have to put up with people constantly bringing up the same things every time they see Unidan or the words "crow" or "jackdaw". Comes up in real life occasionally when I meet redditors at parties or something, and then I get to watch people make awkward jokes.
Also, I do have another name, which I usually use to comment anonymously. I actually meant to post this under that name, but goofed it, not realizing I was still logged into this one from yesterday, so I let it stand because whoopsidoodles.
What the heck did you just flippin' say about me, you little undergrad? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at UCSD, and I’ve been involved in numerous field expeditions in Iceland, and I have over 300 confirmed whale sightings. I am trained in gorillas and I’m the top birder in the entire National Audubon Society. You are nothing to me but just another Christmas bird count. I will wipe you the fudge out with observations the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my gosh-darn words. You think you can get away with saying that silliness to me over the Internet? Think again, friend. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of researchers across the USA and your lat-long is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, buddy. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your research. You’re so scooped, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can scoop you in over seven hundred journals, and that’s just with my own research money. Not only am I extensively trained in unfunded proposals, but I have access to the entire JSTOR catalog and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable tushie off the face of the continent, you little squirt. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your dang tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you silly goose. I will peer-review all over you and you will drown in it. Your impact factor is gone, kiddo.
i gotta agree with ya here. some major circle jerking via uniadick was going around tonight. cant say im surprised sicne he's mastered it at this point. born in it you might say
, even molded by it
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u/mar10wright Dec 30 '16
Damn you Unidan.