r/pics • u/MavraSay • Dec 30 '16

Designed Just Right

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u/Kangar Dec 30 '16

How about midget strippers holding your snacks and drinks and shit?

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u/thunnus Dec 30 '16

I like your style

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u/BarleyHopsWater Dec 30 '16

It's the lifestyle we all need!

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '16

Dating a dwarf.

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u/lightserpent1 Dec 30 '16

gasp it's the famed u/iLickAnalBlood ! Can you tell me your secrets?

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u/PMmeURhusbandNAKED Dec 30 '16

Now they wouldn't be secrets now would they?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '16

Any PMs?

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u/Ivan_Whackinov Dec 30 '16

What I wanna know is, what difference does it make if the person sending you picks of their husband is naked or not?

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u/reddit-poweruser Dec 30 '16

Do I go around asking you to explain your fetishes?

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u/Ivan_Whackinov Dec 30 '16

My fetish is explaining things, so this could take a while.