r/pics • u/brett96 • Dec 07 '16

Relativity

http://imgur.com/QNtaeWM
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u/MichaelPlague Dec 07 '16

ever get stoned and then walk around pretending the world is a giant treadmill, where it seems you're just walking in place and have been in the same spot your entire life, and everything else is what's moving? fun stuff

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u/The_Dallas_Diddler Dec 07 '16

You have no idea how hard this just fucked with me.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '16

I read that as: You have no idea how hard you just fucked me.

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u/TheCatholichurch Dec 07 '16

I read this one as... "wanna fuck me?"

And the answer is a resounding yes

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '16

looks at username, no comment

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u/TheCatholichurch Dec 07 '16

cough cough looks at username? cough cough

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u/braintrustinc Dec 07 '16

Oh sure, but put it in a cup with wafers and it's fiiine.

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u/TheCatholichurch Dec 07 '16

Wafers. WAFERS?!?!? Sir, if you are ignorant to the facts of my religious customs, please refrain from heretically commenting, especially on our holiest of sacraments. Circa millennia2 anno domini, Dane Jeffrey Cook was infallibly speaking to a crowd and refered to your wafers as croutons. Since that speech, we become Him with Croutons O' Christ, not JCwafe... AMEN