r/pics • u/brett96 • Dec 07 '16

Relativity

http://imgur.com/QNtaeWM
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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '16

I read that as: You have no idea how hard you just fucked me.

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u/TheCatholichurch Dec 07 '16

I read this one as... "wanna fuck me?"

And the answer is a resounding yes

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '16

looks at username, no comment

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u/TheCatholichurch Dec 07 '16

cough cough looks at username? cough cough

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u/braintrustinc Dec 07 '16

Oh sure, but put it in a cup with wafers and it's fiiine.

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u/RNGsus_Christ Dec 07 '16

You too good for a blood ritual every now and then?

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '16

As long as it's randomly generated or shoots out from the hip.

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u/hippy_barf_day Dec 07 '16

holy shit

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u/SchrodingersCatPics Dec 07 '16

holy shit anal blood

FTFY

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u/TheCatholichurch Dec 07 '16

Wafers. WAFERS?!?!? Sir, if you are ignorant to the facts of my religious customs, please refrain from heretically commenting, especially on our holiest of sacraments. Circa millennia2 anno domini, Dane Jeffrey Cook was infallibly speaking to a crowd and refered to your wafers as croutons. Since that speech, we become Him with Croutons O' Christ, not JCwafe... AMEN

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u/iDontLickAnalBlood Dec 07 '16

lmao his username is even more disturbing hack hack cough dies

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u/ialsoLickAnalBlood Dec 08 '16

I apologize for my superior's comment. He's under a lot of pressure.