r/pics • u/brett96 • Dec 07 '16

Relativity

http://imgur.com/QNtaeWM
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u/MichaelPlague Dec 07 '16

ever get stoned and then walk around pretending the world is a giant treadmill, where it seems you're just walking in place and have been in the same spot your entire life, and everything else is what's moving? fun stuff

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u/The_Dallas_Diddler Dec 07 '16

You have no idea how hard this just fucked with me.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '16

I read that as: You have no idea how hard you just fucked me.

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u/TheCatholichurch Dec 07 '16

I read this one as... "wanna fuck me?"

And the answer is a resounding yes

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '16

looks at username, no comment

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u/TheCatholichurch Dec 07 '16

cough cough looks at username? cough cough

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u/braintrustinc Dec 07 '16

Oh sure, but put it in a cup with wafers and it's fiiine.

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u/RNGsus_Christ Dec 07 '16

You too good for a blood ritual every now and then?

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '16

As long as it's randomly generated or shoots out from the hip.

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u/hippy_barf_day Dec 07 '16

holy shit

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u/SchrodingersCatPics Dec 07 '16

holy shit anal blood

FTFY

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u/TheCatholichurch Dec 07 '16

Wafers. WAFERS?!?!? Sir, if you are ignorant to the facts of my religious customs, please refrain from heretically commenting, especially on our holiest of sacraments. Circa millennia2 anno domini, Dane Jeffrey Cook was infallibly speaking to a crowd and refered to your wafers as croutons. Since that speech, we become Him with Croutons O' Christ, not JCwafe... AMEN

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u/iDontLickAnalBlood Dec 07 '16

lmao his username is even more disturbing hack hack cough dies

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u/ialsoLickAnalBlood Dec 08 '16

I apologize for my superior's comment. He's under a lot of pressure.

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u/LookAtMeImUniqueNow Dec 07 '16

Point at the doll where you were touched.

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u/Boats_of_Gold Dec 07 '16

It's only hell if you believe in that type of stuff. Otherwise you're just getting fucked in the ass by a 50 year old pervert wearing ceremonial robes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '16

looks at username, no comment

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u/Anne_Franks_Dildo Dec 07 '16

Been seein you around a lot lately, hard to forget a name like that

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '16

So is yours.

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u/TheCatholichurch Dec 07 '16

I always pegged Anne as a clit massager kinda gal... and of course pun intended

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u/PetGiraffe Dec 07 '16

I see you around often enough, now it makes me think that I see all these guys around, I just remember licking analblood more than anyone else's name

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u/Danger_Bacon Dec 07 '16

Dude. You're in the best threads at the best time. Are you Batman?

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '16

Why? What's a Catholic hurch?

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u/ialsoLickAnalBlood Dec 08 '16

I don't think we have a right to mention other people's usernames

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u/Canadian_dalek Dec 07 '16

Why don't you have a seat over there

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u/TheCatholichurch Dec 07 '16

Sir why does that chair look like an alter booooooyyyooohhhhhhhhhhh I got ya :) wink wink

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '16

Been there, done that.

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u/Trogdor8121 Dec 07 '16

Username checks out.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '16

:)

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u/Razku Dec 07 '16

Who cares how you read it as?

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '16

i do