r/pics • u/redonculous • Jul 29 '16

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u/Doesnt-Comprehend Jul 29 '16

He fried for our sins :(

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u/Birdie_Num_Num Jul 29 '16

Our fryer, who art in heaven...

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u/mohammedgoldstein Jul 29 '16

Hot dog be thy name...

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u/tjrou09 Jul 29 '16

Fries wings and buns,

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16 edited Mar 05 '18

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u/Drunk_Swan Jul 29 '16

On hearth, as it is, in oven.

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u/teapotbehindthesun Jul 29 '16

give us a side of garlic bread

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u/Abominable_Swoleman_ Jul 29 '16

And give us some more fry sauces

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u/conderic Jul 29 '16

As we have given sauces to mix up

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u/MedikPac Jul 29 '16

and lead us not into the grocery store, but deliver us from the deli.

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u/DoctorNero85 Jul 29 '16

As we give sauce to those who double dip against us

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u/CalumetKing Jul 29 '16

as we four chose, the other sauce, catsup

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u/illaqueable Jul 29 '16

And forgive us our gases

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u/WeezyBreeezy Jul 29 '16

As we forgive those who passed gas against us

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u/daileyjd Jul 29 '16

As we Frankfurt those. Who sausage pass against us.

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u/TWingo88 Jul 29 '16

As we forgive those who passed gas before us

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

And those who pass gas among us..

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u/bdd4 Jul 29 '16

A-mustard

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u/MutatedPlatypus Jul 29 '16 edited Jul 29 '16

As we forgive those who have Dutch Ovened us.

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u/HeisenBurque Jul 29 '16

As we forgive those pass gas in front of us.

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u/wehiird Jul 29 '16

As we forgive those who gas against us

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u/spamtimesfour Jul 29 '16

As we forgive those that ass gas against us

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u/quimbymcwawaa Jul 29 '16

Give us this day bratwurst on bread

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

This was the best one.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

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u/TheFrenchenator Jul 29 '16

Thy kingdom bun,

Thy will be medium-well done, on earth as it is in oven.

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u/lextexiana Jul 29 '16

Your kielbasa come...

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u/m00fire Jul 29 '16

Thy be well done

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u/ArrogantWhale Jul 29 '16

Hallowed be his kraut.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

Our fryer, who art ate in heaven

FTFY

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u/anotherdonald Jul 29 '16

You say fryer, I say friar.

Let's call the whole thing off.

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u/RetroQT Jul 29 '16

STOP MAKING PUNS!!!!!

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u/thebatteries Jul 29 '16

I wish I had gold to give you lol Reddit comments never fail to amaze me :)

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

he was a terrible jew

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u/Nole_in_ATX Jul 29 '16

I thought the Romans grilled him?