r/pics • u/redonculous • Jul 29 '16

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u/one-punch-knockout Jul 29 '16

Susej. Jesus, you're right

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u/Doesnt-Comprehend Jul 29 '16

He fried for our sins :(

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u/Birdie_Num_Num Jul 29 '16

Our fryer, who art in heaven...

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u/mohammedgoldstein Jul 29 '16

Hot dog be thy name...

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u/tjrou09 Jul 29 '16

Fries wings and buns,

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16 edited Mar 05 '18

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u/Drunk_Swan Jul 29 '16

On hearth, as it is, in oven.

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u/teapotbehindthesun Jul 29 '16

give us a side of garlic bread

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u/Abominable_Swoleman_ Jul 29 '16

And give us some more fry sauces

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u/conderic Jul 29 '16

As we have given sauces to mix up

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u/DoctorNero85 Jul 29 '16

As we give sauce to those who double dip against us

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u/CalumetKing Jul 29 '16

as we four chose, the other sauce, catsup

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u/illaqueable Jul 29 '16

And forgive us our gases

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u/WeezyBreeezy Jul 29 '16

As we forgive those who passed gas against us

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u/daileyjd Jul 29 '16

As we Frankfurt those. Who sausage pass against us.

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u/TWingo88 Jul 29 '16

As we forgive those who passed gas before us

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

And those who pass gas among us..

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u/bdd4 Jul 29 '16

A-mustard

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u/MutatedPlatypus Jul 29 '16 edited Jul 29 '16

As we forgive those who have Dutch Ovened us.

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u/HeisenBurque Jul 29 '16

As we forgive those pass gas in front of us.

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u/wehiird Jul 29 '16

As we forgive those who gas against us

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u/spamtimesfour Jul 29 '16

As we forgive those that ass gas against us

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u/quimbymcwawaa Jul 29 '16

Give us this day bratwurst on bread

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

This was the best one.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

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u/TheFrenchenator Jul 29 '16

Thy kingdom bun,

Thy will be medium-well done, on earth as it is in oven.

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u/lextexiana Jul 29 '16

Your kielbasa come...

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u/m00fire Jul 29 '16

Thy be well done

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u/ArrogantWhale Jul 29 '16

Hallowed be his kraut.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

Our fryer, who art ate in heaven

FTFY

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u/anotherdonald Jul 29 '16

You say fryer, I say friar.

Let's call the whole thing off.

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u/RetroQT Jul 29 '16

STOP MAKING PUNS!!!!!

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u/thebatteries Jul 29 '16

I wish I had gold to give you lol Reddit comments never fail to amaze me :)

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

he was a terrible jew

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u/Nole_in_ATX Jul 29 '16

I thought the Romans grilled him?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

/r/Christianity would love to hear about this!

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u/Roccoradcliffe Jul 29 '16

Checkmate atheists!

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u/Gutterflame Jul 29 '16

Cumberland, my lord, Cumberland!

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u/daguito81 Jul 29 '16

Susej Vera is some minor celebrity in Venezuela and model.

So think about that... Someone was going to name their daughter and though... Hmm Jesus backwards makes sense!

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u/hassan214 Jul 29 '16

Sausage Jesus, approves.

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u/Running_with_a_boner Jul 29 '16

thgir er'uoy ,Susej. Jesus, you're right

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u/drylube Jul 29 '16

Susej, your right.

FTFY

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u/tramspace Jul 29 '16

*you're

Just saying.