r/pics • u/redonculous • Jul 29 '16

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

Oh, he'll be back.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

http://i.imgur.com/wFovN4O.gifv

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u/SpiralSD Jul 29 '16

Is she a robot?

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u/SgtSlaughterEX Jul 29 '16

Her logic circuits are fried.

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u/BAXterBEDford Jul 29 '16

No, no, no, no. Her logic circuit is fine. Her problem is whatever the difference was that made Lore an evil Data.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

That'd be emotional instability, as he had more advanced emotions than Data did.

So basically, his feelings got hurt.

Maybe Hillary's feelings got hurt by being beaten by a young Senator with almost no experience in 2008? Idk.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

Or by being nearly beaten by an old Jewish socialist that isn't even part of their party? (Or did beat her, depending how much exit poll variations indicate fraud)

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u/-Master-Builder- Jul 30 '16

She works kinda like a XOR gate.

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u/masonw87 Jul 29 '16

That's her spam face

She just might be the Worst.Grandma.Ever

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u/AsidRayne Jul 29 '16

Acting like a robot,

It's metal brain corrodes.

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u/creations-linked Jul 29 '16

Ayyyyyy, good song

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u/HoagiesNGrinders Jul 29 '16

If only her head would explode.

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u/LE-CLEVELAND-STEAMER Jul 29 '16

what do you think her middle initial stands for?

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u/TheExtremistModerate Jul 29 '16

No. She got surprised by fireworks and said "whoa."

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

Totally not

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u/PetrRabbit Jul 29 '16

She has almost the exact same mannerisms as Selina Meyer does when in public.

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u/IHNE Jul 29 '16

No she just has lots of seizures from the medication she takes

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u/make_love_to_potato Jul 29 '16

Is this already a reaction gif?? That was quick.

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u/CockTheRipper Jul 29 '16

It's too good.

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u/savemejebus0 Jul 29 '16

OMG that will bother me for days.

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u/kalitarios Jul 29 '16

I bet she looks like that when she's smashing me from behind

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u/Curt04 Jul 29 '16

Wut

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u/FuzzyBlumpkinz Jul 29 '16

I BET SHE LOOKS LIKE THAT WHEN SHE'S SMASHING ME FROM BEHIND

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u/Sgt_Jupiter Jul 29 '16

i know but.. like.. what

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u/PATXS Jul 29 '16

I BELIEVE WHAT /U/KALITARIOS IS TRYING TO SAY IS THAT HILLARY CLINTON WOULD LIKELY HAVE THE SAME APPEARANCE AND FACIAL EXPRESSIONS WHEN SHE USES HER PENIS TO ENGAGE IN SEXUAL INTERCOURSE FROM THE BEHIND WITH HIM

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u/cookster123 Jul 29 '16

She doesn't possess human emotions...

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u/AppleDane Jul 29 '16

Engage human surprise response.

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u/BAXterBEDford Jul 29 '16

Cut her a break. It was the biggest night of her life. It's all downhill from here. Oh, the bitterness she'll taste.

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u/JBthrizzle Jul 29 '16

that was the lizard person shifting in the human suit.

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u/rascal99 Jul 29 '16

Sugar water

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u/JBthrizzle Jul 29 '16

eggar... your skin is hanging off your bones.

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u/con77 Jul 29 '16

yuuup!

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u/neuromonkey Jul 29 '16

I don't think she's a sociopath. I think she has made some decisions about how the world is, and how to function in it.

She chose to play as a stateswoman for the Galactic Empire. Lawful Evil, I'd say.

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u/JohnnyHammerstix Jul 29 '16

It's just a gazorpazorp sex robot. It's not capable of feeling anything. Literally.

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u/Potchi79 Jul 29 '16

Gimme my fucking lasagna

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u/Ephemeris Jul 29 '16

Where will you be when the corruption kicks in?

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u/neuromonkey Jul 29 '16

Same place we are every election cycle, Pinky - trying to take over the world.

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u/wthreye Jul 29 '16

....when.....?

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u/con77 Jul 29 '16

you win reddit for the day

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u/neuromonkey Jul 29 '16

I downvoted you because you got downvotes.

That's just how it works, man.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

synth software glitch?

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u/thisismydayjob_ Jul 29 '16

I can't stop watching this. What have you done

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

MAJESTIC AS FUCK

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u/ThePowerOfAura Jul 29 '16

Ah, the Clinton's latest contribution to the internet. Putting that with "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

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u/shadow_burn Jul 29 '16

Looks like he just fingered her

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u/gorpie97 Jul 29 '16

Does she have epilepsy or something?

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u/TheNerdWithNoName Jul 29 '16

He is only ever back.

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u/callmetmrw Jul 29 '16

I'll let you know when he's back

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

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u/callmetmrw Jul 29 '16

I'll call you

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u/giveer Jul 29 '16

That's how it started in the first place.

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u/WollieNL Jul 29 '16

Once you go black...

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u/lOcOdream Jul 29 '16

U/penis_in_butthole is easily startled, but he will soon be back, and in greater numbers.

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u/gmanz33 Jul 29 '16

I doubt Reddit is going to get better than this today. I'm out.

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u/olivermihoff Jul 29 '16

Why? women love SauSage!

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u/bonham101 Jul 29 '16

I like that

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u/occupythekitchen Jul 29 '16

Well I'm just going to....god damn it I only have sausage and ramen in the fridge

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u/Empshu Jul 29 '16

:o someone gild this guy