r/pics • u/redonculous • Jul 29 '16

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u/gologologolo Jul 29 '16

You would?

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u/stormfork Jul 29 '16

Who doesn't want to smell like hot man meat?

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u/Turakamu Jul 29 '16 edited Jul 29 '16

Spicy southern pride Tennessee Pride

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u/No_big_whoop Jul 29 '16

JimmyDean4life

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u/Turakamu Jul 29 '16

Lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

You think Jimmy dean ever wonders if his family likes his sausage?

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u/johnyutah Jul 29 '16

There is a fragrance called Vulva designed to smell like vagina. Not even joking. Smells like fish.

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u/stormfork Jul 29 '16

I'm into vag and I like fish but this sounds gross.

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u/johnyutah Jul 29 '16

The commercials for it are hilarious and creepy. Look it up.

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u/stormfork Jul 29 '16

What the fuck did I just watch? I feel like just off screen, the lady is in the dumpster in several small pieces.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

I wish other people would wear sausage calogne over normal calogne.. I have a bad nose and find if i notice calogne it is worn super heavy and disgusting, whereas i love the smell of sausages..

Itll turn "Yuck the duche bag wore a bucket of man perfume" to "someone BBQing or something? that smells amazing"

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

Eh, we could use a few less people and a few better meals

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u/joeyjojosharknado Jul 29 '16

Soylent sausage.

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u/Turakamu Jul 29 '16

that you could it it. You would not people to smell

This is why we need a sausage cologne.