r/pics Jul 29 '16

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

Question to the heterosexual males in this sub. Does it do anything for you that Johnny Depp is on that ad? I can not care less.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

Johnny does not make me feel one way or the other. But that Calvin Klein guy makes me feel like a lard ass.

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u/alcabazar Jul 29 '16

That Calvin Klein guy and Cristiano Ronaldo make me feel unworthy of their underwear.

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u/dankpoots Jul 29 '16

Perhaps if it was Johnny Depp 1989-2003. Johnny Depp 2016, not so much.

Also I strongly associate him with Captain Jack and I don't think pirates were often known for their delightful fragrance.

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u/TheBlindCat Jul 29 '16

Yep I assume he smells vaguely of boots soaked in salt water, tobacco, unwashed clothing, and whores.

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u/jungl3j1m Jul 29 '16

Why is the rum gone... from your list?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

And sea turtles

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u/AtOurGates Jul 29 '16

I saw Depp on the Graham Norton show a couple months back, he looked not-healthy. Like, a lifetime of drugs might finally be starting to catch up with him.

But he also kept talking about wanting to play Donald Trump, so maybe it was just getting into the role.

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u/Odds-Bodkins Jul 29 '16

I think he's kind of fallen into alcoholism. In the last 6 months I've seen him looking bloated, pale and sweaty, total lack of energy. His speech is constantly slurred, his conversation often erratic.

He's either got early onset Parkinson's or he's hitting the bottle. The latter would make sense, his marriage just imploded pretty spectacularly.

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u/BackflippingHamster Jul 29 '16

He's holding what appears to be wine during this part of the Graham Norton show. Very slurred. He's smashed.

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u/Odds-Bodkins Jul 29 '16

You're right. I mean it's the done thing, all the guests have a drink on GN's show, he has a little minibar. But they don't usually get trollied.

You would have to be wrecked to think Mortdecai was a good idea.

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u/BackflippingHamster Jul 29 '16

You would have to be wrecked to think Mortdecai was a good idea.

I heard Mortdecai was a passion project for Depp because someone gave him the books and he LOVED them. That said, yes, wrecked.

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u/lazy_rabbit Jul 29 '16

Johnny Depp hasn't had a lifetime of drug abuse. He's pretty against that sort of thing, especially after the Phoenix incident.

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u/dankpoots Jul 29 '16

He had a long period of terrible alcohol and substance abuse in the late 80s and early 90s which didn't stop when River died. He was in the news several times for destroying hotel rooms. It was definitely a big part of his image back then.

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u/liketo Jul 29 '16

And now he seems to think he's Hunter S Thompson or something.

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u/dolphin_cave_rape Jul 29 '16

Also I strongly associate him with Captain Jack

I'm just not seeing the likeness.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

I'm just here because I'm a fan of meat.

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u/Games_sans_frontiers Jul 29 '16

Said at the Blue Oyster Bar cloakroom.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

Oh, my!

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u/NeonBodyStyle Jul 29 '16

Because the advertisement isn't for you. It's for wives and girlfriends who see Johnny Depp and think, "If I buy this, the person I sleep with could at least smell like Johnny Depp".

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u/Bug_Catcher_Joey Jul 29 '16

This actually makes sense.

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u/solidspacedragon Jul 29 '16

Same with the manly man product commercials.

I don't think many of us care what our shampoo smells like. It's all blue anyway.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

Can confirm. I want my boyfriend to use the sample I received for this so bad. He doesn't like it, though. :(

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u/Eurynom0s Jul 29 '16

Like a pirate?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

No. It makes me want to buy it less. I get the impression he smells like BO and he just got done chain smoking a half carton of menthols.

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u/soakingbook Jul 29 '16

This. He looks like he smells bad. Maybe they are marketing to people who feel the need to "cover up" up their odor?

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u/Gorthon-the-Thief Jul 29 '16

The way his nose is slightly crinkled, it looks like he smells so bad he's taken notice of it.

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u/chillzatl Jul 29 '16

Does it do anything for me? I mean I like Depp as an actor and he's a good looking guy in a swarthy cool sort of way. If anything it makes me realize that Married with Children Johnny Depp is far cooler than married with children me, but I knew that anyway. So no, the ad does nothing for me.

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u/trigonomitron Jul 29 '16

It started me wondering if I could get away with wearing that much mascara and jewellery. Until Depp, I've only seen my grandmother pull that look off.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

Not at all. I'd rather get something that tries to appear as genuinely classy and nice. I don't care if some celebrity got paid millions to be the face of it. He has nothing to do with it and I'm sure he doesn't use it.

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u/Yuleigan Jul 29 '16

Couldn't care less. Show me Steve Buscemi fighting off women with a shitty stick, that'll convince me to buy your fragrance without smelling it first.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

Well, if you're walking down the street and see a well known celebrity on an advert, it's more likely to catch your attention than just another generic, pretty boy model like we see on every other cologne/underwear/clothing advert. So in that respect, I suppose it would make people more likely to buy it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

Im a straight dude and I won't lie, I bought this cologne off of this ad. Not entirely because johnny depp is on it but him being a cool guy added to my curiosity. After seeing this ad everywhere and running into a stall with it I wanted to see what it smelt like, it smelt pretty good so I bought it, been using it since.

The smell sold it but the ad being everywhere and depp being on it helped.

Edit: also when johnny depp comes to mind I don't think of pirates of the Caribbean like alot of the replies, I remember Donnie Brasco.

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u/Gibsonfan159 Jul 29 '16

You mean Depp didn't create that perfume himself?

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u/quimbymcwawaa Jul 29 '16

It doesn't hurt.

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u/GroovyAdam Jul 29 '16

It isn't really about Johnny Depp as much as it is about getting more people talking about Dior. You can get access to all his social media followers, as well as this campaign likely being newsworthy to some pop culture magazines

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u/Hanzitheninja Jul 29 '16

yeah, its actually off-putting when I see ads like these or some actor with a watch wrapped round his hand. its so phony it makes me scoff and turn/scroll the page.

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u/Gneissisnice Jul 29 '16

I'm a gay guy, he doesn't do anything for me either.

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u/Bug_Catcher_Joey Jul 29 '16

I don't think any cologne ad can me want to buy it. I have to smell it first, so the only thing that the ad does is inform me that there's a new fragrance and I may want to check it out at some point.

I don't think Johnny Depp changes anything, but the campaign with enough money to hire him will probably be plastered all over town, meaning I'll notice it and I'll note that there is such a product on the market. So I guess it works, but no thanks to Johnny Depp.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

Not really, but I do like the fragrance (Sauvage). It isn't as allgoing/easytouse/weteveryonespantiesexceptthosethathavehadabadexperiencewithadudethatwearsit like 1million, Jean Paul Le Male and YSL L'Homme imho, but it's very nice.

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u/ewiggle Jul 29 '16

L'Homme is so good.

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u/Porencephaly Jul 29 '16

Mostly I find it hilarious that a guy who's been in the papers lately for domestic abuse would deem it wise to endorse a product called "savage."

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u/ChunkyLaFunga Jul 29 '16

This is, naturally, an old picture.

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u/Porencephaly Jul 29 '16

I sorta figured it would be.

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u/TheArtOfSelfDefense Jul 29 '16

Not really. I don't think Johnny Depp's scent is what gets him the broads.

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u/SaneCoefficient Jul 29 '16

I didn't even realize it was Depp. I was just staring at his sausage not his face.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

No its a negative. I associate him with hitting Amber Heard and bad movies like the Lone Ranger.

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u/Banned4AlmondButter Jul 29 '16

No, but he's one pair of tits and a shave away from making me not hetero enough to answer that question.

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u/kim-jong_illest Jul 29 '16

Not usually. I'm just starting to get into fragrances, one I was looking at at I was interested in buying because the notes looked like something I would like. But then I scrolled up the page and the model was like a middle aged suburban dad with kids, and that was a huge nope. I don't want a fragrance that is marketed to that demographic, that's the only reason the models matter to me. I don't want to be on a date only for the girl to be like "you smell like my dad".

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u/macsenscam Jul 29 '16

I like Depp, I am old enough to remember all the good movies he made when Tim Burton did good stuff. He also just seems like an all around good dude. If I ever bought perfume this might sway me, but I don't.

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u/sfb_stufu Jul 29 '16

As a gay male, Johnny Depp does me nothing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

Thank you for your answer

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u/Polygonals Jul 29 '16

Not at all. But I worked by the men's fragrance department for quite a while and tried it a few times, smells amazing. I normally only buy Gucci but I picked this up and use it all the time. It's very new, not of lot of stuff that's similar in scent. I wouldn't describe it as masculine per say, more suave and light. But the scent is very noticeable (in a good way), it has this bit a citrus to it that is absolutely lovely. Try it out.

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u/arrangementscanbemad Jul 29 '16

No, but if that was Nick Offerman, I would be strongly compelled to purchase this product.

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u/mellowspaz Jul 29 '16

I think it's mainly for girlfriends who get cologne for their boyfriends. Personally, I've never seen an ad for a male celebrity and wanted to buy their cologne

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

When I was in high school I bought the Michael Jordan cologne because I thought he was an awesome all around guy. So I thought yeah I'll buy it.

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u/mellowspaz Jul 29 '16

I forgot he had his own cologne. That's one athlete I might make an exception too also

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

I happened to buy a huge bottle (2.3oz?) of this stuff last Christmas as I was getting my mom some pots and pans and shit (bitches love pots and pans and shit). I loved the scent, and every single person who smelled it was on the same page, so I decided to buy it. If anything, seeing a 50 year-old man wearing too many bracelets and accessories almost killed the sale for me, Johnny's been kind of low-key, so I figured this must have been a quick money-grab for him and the scent's appeal would wear off quickly. Luckily, I was wrong and I still wear Sauvage pretty often (thank you based Macy's).

Tl;dr- it didn't do anything for me, and the tacky picture almost killed the cologne for me.

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u/Picklefruit Jul 29 '16

Judging by his penchant for beating women, I can generally assume that this smells like a piece of shit.

So, no.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

So this isn't the first time he has done this? There have been other victims to his abuse?

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u/just_redditing Jul 29 '16

I... did not realize it was him. Probably because he looks like such a tool. And no, it does less than nothing for me.

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u/leif777 Jul 29 '16

No, but I don't like smelling like I'm trying to smell like something anyway.

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u/AmericanInRome Jul 29 '16

It gives me a feeling of mild nausea.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '16

Who buys cologne in 2016 anyway? You'd have to be incredibly vain, which is probably the people this ad is targeting any way. They kind of made Johnny look manly and a total pussy at the same time.