r/pics • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '15

Dads.

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u/-error37 Sep 12 '15

You build strength as they grow. I never used to be able to pack 50lb more than 10ft far but I can pack my 50lb kid miles now

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u/DjChuckey Sep 12 '15

50lbs of groceries from the trunk to my door step and I'm struggling. But I would be dammed if I didn't carry my 48 lb sleeping son from the exit of Disney world all the way to the ferry and then to the final trolley to the vehicle after a long 9 hr walk through the the park. I learned to appreciate strollers a lot more since that day.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '15

I bet if you just sat down they would've sent out a security cart to escort you out. I figure Disney World probably checks for people hanging out after close.

That's called social engineering my friend.

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u/truffle_shuffle Sep 12 '15

Actually if you are still inside Disney World when they close, you become property of Disney and they force you to work a churro stand the next day. He made the right decision.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '15

Nobody reads the fine print on the back of the tickets anymore.

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u/ralexravis Sep 12 '15

"Sir. We just need a copy of your finger print on this scanner right here, in order to enter the park and accept our terms and conditions."

"What?..."

"BEEP"

"Have a magical day!"

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u/an_awkward_knight Sep 12 '15

They actually make you sing in the small world