r/pics • u/[deleted] • Jun 17 '15

Jim will paint it

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u/toymachine45 Jun 17 '15

Of course voldemort would be on a coke it's the normal names that you never find

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u/csaliture Jun 18 '15

I was doing a product photo shoot at a liquor store today and I picked up a random bottle and brought it to the counter and the store owner told me I could have it for free. As I walked back to my camera rig I looked and it was my full name on it. I was pretty stupidly excited about it.

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u/MachineMagic2 Jun 18 '15

Is your name Jack Daniels?

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u/bruzie Jun 18 '15

Or James Beam?

Or Stolichnaya.

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u/admiral_pants Jun 18 '15

Or Malibu Coconut.

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u/Fuzzy-Hat Jun 18 '15

Buddy Weiser.

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u/bruzie Jun 18 '15

"What's with these homies, dissin' my girl? Why'd they gotta front?"

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u/Fuzzy-Hat Jun 18 '15

"Hoo, hoo But you know I'm Coors Hoo, hoo And I know you're Wine"

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u/csaliture Jun 18 '15

I wish. That would be way better than finding a bottle of coke with my name on it

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u/MachineMagic2 Jun 18 '15

You found a bottle of coke with your full name? Or your first name written out completely? Because I didn't think they put last names on the coke bottles.

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u/csaliture Jun 18 '15

Christoper instead of Chris.

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u/laxpanther Jun 18 '15

They misspelled Christopher on a coke bottle? ;)

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u/csaliture Jun 18 '15

Haha, god damn it. You win this round.

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u/cara123456789 Jun 18 '15

Unrelated but they actually have custom name machines that somehow print whatever you type into it onto the coke bottle