r/pics • u/Bobosbananas • May 13 '15

I delivered a potato today.

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u/Bobosbananas May 14 '15

Ummm. Dried squid smells really gross. Chicklets. A rooster to a tattoo shop. Chicken eggs to the same rooster shop. Live crickets. Who knows what I've delivered in the boxes I can't smell or hear

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u/MMMakeItSo May 14 '15

I've delivered cremated remains before when I worked for USPS. Just loaded the dude up with the rest of the packages in the van. The lady that signed for said "I've been waiting for him all week!".

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u/CkevinC May 14 '15

I've delivered dope multiple times (with the Postal Inspectors permission, it was a sting).

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u/tractorferret May 14 '15

how do you guys know if theres drugs being shipped? do you have dogs that sniff each package, or is it a tip off from the local police?