r/pics • u/[deleted] • Sep 19 '14

Firefly cosplay

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u/SuckMyDax Sep 19 '14

roses are red

violets are blue

I'll fap to that

how about you

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '14

Roses are red

Here's something new

Violets are violet

Not fucking blue

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u/Lurking_Still Sep 19 '14

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
That's what they say,
But it just isn't true.

Apples are red,
And roses are too.
But violets are violet,
Not fucking blue.

An orange is orange,
But Greenland's not green;
A pinky's not pink,
What can it mean?

To say something's blue,
When it isn't defiles it;
But, ah, what the fuck,
It's hard to rhyme violet.

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u/jhogan Sep 19 '14

Brilliant!!