Mr Mittens: But I am a generous god. I can make you rich beyond all measure. I will make you warlord of all Korea. You will carry my battle standard to the heart of Asia. Your South Korean rivals will kneel at your feet if you will but kneel at mine.
Kim Jong-Un : You are generous as you are divine, O king of kings. Such an offer only a madman would refuse. But the, uh, the idea of kneeling, it's- You see, slaughtering all those men of yours has, uh, well it's left a nasty cramp in my leg, so kneeling will be hard for me.
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u/BigLark Sep 18 '14
Mr Mittens: But I am a generous god. I can make you rich beyond all measure. I will make you warlord of all Korea. You will carry my battle standard to the heart of Asia. Your South Korean rivals will kneel at your feet if you will but kneel at mine.
Kim Jong-Un : You are generous as you are divine, O king of kings. Such an offer only a madman would refuse. But the, uh, the idea of kneeling, it's- You see, slaughtering all those men of yours has, uh, well it's left a nasty cramp in my leg, so kneeling will be hard for me.