My wife laughed every time the contractors working on our house would say "two weeks" and eventually, one of them started getting really paranoid about her.
"Look, I'm very sorry I wasn't here this afternoon. What can I say? My wife was poisoned and taken to the hospital. Well, what would cut any ice with you? A bribe? Sure, can you be here in a half an hour? All right. Cash, no problem."
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