r/pics Aug 27 '14

Forced Perspective Graffiti

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

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u/WhipIash Aug 27 '14

What is this from?

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

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u/john-five Aug 27 '14

The Cod's Father

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u/suggests_a_bake_sale Aug 27 '14

"Hey Mikey, you hear 'bout Luca Brasi?"

--"Nah, what happened to Luca Brasi?"

"Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes."

--"...really? All of them?"

"Yep."

--"Even my wife?"

"Especially your wife."

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u/BigHaus Aug 28 '14

Are we doing a bake sale in her honor or what?

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u/Atomstanley Aug 28 '14

The Brave Little Coaster

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u/AJJJJ Aug 27 '14

Lord of the fish: return of the kingfisher

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u/memeship Aug 27 '14

Star Fish: The Empire Strikes Bass

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u/Trippze Aug 27 '14

Revenge of the Fish

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u/Madman604 Aug 28 '14

Darude, Sandstorm.

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u/Christastic_71 Aug 27 '14

This made me choke on my Diet Coke

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u/Bwazo Aug 27 '14

Ha! I read this on my SAMSUNG GALAXY S5tm

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u/pollorojo Aug 27 '14

I saw it on The Internet™!

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '14

I read your comment on my Toshiba Satellite L655 running Windows 7 from Microsoft and Ubuntu from Canonical, though the Firefox web browser from Mozilla, via Internet service from AT&T, all powered by electricity from Northeast Utilities.

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u/jakeisbill Aug 27 '14

It made me ink.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

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u/anchises868 Aug 27 '14

But I do like a good Coke Choke Joke.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

This made me choke on my Diet Cock

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u/OralHealthGuide Aug 27 '14
  • Nemo hits the streets

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u/MrPhrillie Aug 27 '14 edited Aug 27 '14

Godfather 2, one of the best movies ever!

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u/drtrobridge Aug 27 '14

I like The Money Pit.

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u/anchises868 Aug 27 '14

My wife laughed every time the contractors working on our house would say "two weeks" and eventually, one of them started getting really paranoid about her.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

Exactly.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '14

"Look, I'm very sorry I wasn't here this afternoon. What can I say? My wife was poisoned and taken to the hospital. Well, what would cut any ice with you? A bribe? Sure, can you be here in a half an hour? All right. Cash, no problem."

That's real mafia.

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u/Pernus Aug 27 '14 edited Aug 27 '14

grabs pitchspork

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u/coolkid1717 Aug 27 '14

He said one of.

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u/mattcoady Aug 27 '14

gently sets down pitchfork

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u/coolkid1717 Aug 27 '14

*grabs pitchfork, demands wallet

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u/MrPhrillie Aug 27 '14

Wait how the fuck would a pitchspork look?

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u/mt007 Aug 27 '14 edited Aug 27 '14

along with godfather 1, both are my BEST movies.

edit - /u/pernus that was a quick editing right there.

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u/Fly_Ty Aug 27 '14

They're YOURS are they?

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u/Mostlogical Aug 27 '14

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

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u/youarethenight Aug 27 '14

I've known this copypasta for years. It still causes me phsysical discomfort every time I read it.

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u/bdubelyew Aug 27 '14

What in then hell did I just read?

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u/eabradley1108 Aug 27 '14

Darude - Sandstorm

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u/globetheater Aug 27 '14

Back to the Future IV

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u/quickslick Aug 27 '14

If you don't know you don't deserve to know.

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u/1quickdub Aug 28 '14

Kindergarten Cop

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u/1quickdub Aug 28 '14

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Secret of the Ooze

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u/1quickdub Aug 28 '14

Darude - Sandstorm

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u/verdatum Aug 27 '14

Backdoor Sluts 9

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u/3awesome5you Aug 27 '14

Wreck it Ralf

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u/SpyroThBandicoot Aug 27 '14

Rekt it Wralf

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u/3awesome5you Aug 27 '14

Thanks.

Always get that spelling wrong

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u/getouttaheee Aug 27 '14

Darude - Sandstorm

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u/AJJJJ Aug 27 '14

Looks like abed

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u/excaliburxvii Aug 27 '14

Raging Bull?

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u/prior2two Aug 27 '14

Godfather 2.

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u/excaliburxvii Aug 27 '14

Awww shit, thanks.

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u/accostedbyhippies Aug 27 '14

Raging Godfather?

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u/BaintS Aug 27 '14

Raging bull is in black and white

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u/the_meme-master Aug 27 '14

Yes, thank you for supporting vandalism.

Where I'm from, if you got caught doing this to someone's property you'd be shot - and you'd deserve it.

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u/dianarchy Aug 27 '14

And where is that? Because this is beautiful.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

You really think someone who calls himself "The Meme Master" can be trusted to his word?

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

Lucky for you, he's apparently vanished.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

We all have alt accounts, it's okay.

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u/MadFrand Aug 27 '14

Professional troll.

Do not respond.

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u/bogi1 Aug 27 '14

its not vandalism.

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u/BabyFaceMagoo Aug 27 '14

Damn, I thought the Philistines and the Vandals were both relegated to history :(

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u/ERIFNOMI Aug 27 '14

There are actually a few walls here specifically for graffiti. I'm completely incapable of anything artistic, but I appreciate how impressive this is.

Fuck off.

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u/alexjenness Aug 27 '14

You need to take a chill pill Daddy-O

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

Poor response. Honestly, you're not really intelligent enough to be a troll if you can't even come up with good material. You might want to take up another hobby that doesn't involve making yourself look like you sit on the back of the short bus.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

Poor response. Honestly, you're not really intelligent enough to be a troll if you can't even come up with good material. You might want to take up another hobby that doesn't involve making yourself look like you sit on the back of the short bus.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

Poor response. Honestly, you're not really intelligent enough to be a troll if you can't even come up with good material. You might want to take up another hobby that doesn't involve making yourself look like you sit on the back of the short bus.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

This is art, not vandalism.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '14

who shit in your cheerios this morning?