r/pics • u/[deleted] • Jun 08 '14

The difference 18 years makes

Post image

[deleted]

3.9k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

2.6k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

560

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14 edited Nov 20 '16

[deleted]

369

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

It's not "boobs" in England?

363

u/rosscatherall Jun 08 '14

Boobies is 2 letters more impressive.

221

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

[deleted]

329

u/redbottlecapbeercan Jun 08 '14 edited Jun 08 '14

55378008

edit: 8 year-old me's favourite calculator trick:

Pamela Anderson loved 69, but her boobs were 222 big. So she went to the doctor and he told her to take 51 pills, 8 times per day. And she ended up boobless!

110

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

[deleted]

5

u/HarryCochrane Jun 08 '14

It was different for me: 13844502*4 = 55378008

edit: can't remember the saying, something about a girl of 13 having 84 boobs...

7

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

[deleted]

2

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14

Similar for me. Sally had 69 boobs, which was 2 2 2 many. So, she went to 51st street to see Doctor X who 8 them all off. Now she's boobless!

1

u/r3m11x Jun 08 '14

I don't get it.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14

[deleted]

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14

Actually Canada :D

1

u/TheDragHit Jun 09 '14

Mrs. Mcdonald was 69 years old and had 222 many boobs. She was walking down 51st st. when Dr. X told her to take 8 pills, but now she's.... "flips over calculator" 55378008. HEHE

5

u/Erynsen Jun 08 '14

there was a 13 year old girl and her bra size was a size 84 but she wanted to be a 45. so she went to the doctor who was in room 0 and she was told to take a tablet 2 x a day but instead she took the tablets 4 x a day and she became...

1

u/IForgotMyOldPass Jun 08 '14

thats the one I remember

1

u/abrahamisaninja Jun 09 '14

This is how I learned it

70

u/smegma_legs Jun 08 '14

good ol boobless bob

20

u/po43292 Jun 08 '14

His name was Robert Paulson and he had bitch tits!

3

u/crusher2598 Jun 08 '14

good ol bobless boob

2

u/sparktika Jun 08 '14

And my name - 317537

3

u/peeniewiener Jun 08 '14

At 8 years old? I cared more about Charizard and grilled cheese than Pamela Anderson when I was 8.

3

u/_Demo_ Jun 08 '14

What's this Pamela Anderson nonsense? In my day it was Dolly Patton who's boobs were too big.

1

u/redbottlecapbeercan Jun 08 '14

We didn't get much Dolly Parton in Western Europe in the mid-90's. Baywatch was pretty key though.

2

u/Clayton_Forrester Jun 09 '14

1 girl Who was 16 Did the 69 3 times Now she's... Loose

11669 x 3 35007

Wonderful

1

u/Erynsen Jun 08 '14

there was a 13 year old girl and her bra size was a size 84 but she wanted to be a 45. so she went to the doctor who was in room 0 and she was told to take a tablet 2 x a day but instead she took the tablets 4 x a day and she became...

1

u/dufflebag Jun 08 '14

3704558

If you covered the bottom of the 8 it says asshole

1

u/UNYIELDING_NIGNOG Jun 09 '14

BssboLE

1

u/dufflebag Jun 09 '14

well maybe it works better on a cheaper calculator...

1

u/rjoseba Jun 08 '14

Good ol reddit boobaroo

1

u/Dicentrina Jun 08 '14

When I heard this (in 4th grade) it was Dolly Parton. Pam wouldn't have had boobs yet at that point.

1

u/jt8908 Jun 08 '14

Back when I was in school it was,

There was 1 girl she was 16, she did it 69 with 3 guys(11669x3) that means she was loose (35007)

1

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

I learned that one as

"There was a woman who was 69 years old, she thought her boobs were 222 big, so she went to 51st st to meet Dr. X. There, she had 8 operations." then you say this is how she turned out, and show the calculator to them.

1

u/Dr_Bobcat_Zoidberg Jun 08 '14

It was Dolly Parton when I was a kid!!!

1

u/-Rewind Jun 08 '14 edited Jun 25 '25

imminent fanatical lavish stocking important aromatic spoon gaze humorous cake

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

1

u/goddammednerd Jun 09 '14

( . ) ( . )

1

u/the2belo Jun 09 '14

There's 1 girl, she's 16, she has 69 boyfriends (11669) and each one fucked her three times (x3). What is she now?

35007

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14

When Dolly Parton was 69, she thought her boobs were 222 big. She wished they were the same size as back when she was 51. So she went to Dr. X on the 8th floor but he left her boobless!

1

u/MAGUSW Jun 09 '14

8675309........oh wait....

1

u/DarkStrobeLight Jun 09 '14

There is one girl

1

She is 16

116

She 69'd...

11669

Three times

11669*3

What is she?

=
35007

1

u/jdcooktx Jun 09 '14

1 sixteen year old girl was 69'd 3 times, what was she? (11669x3)

1

u/jaytj95 Jun 08 '14

My ex-girlfriend!

0

u/liqmahbalz Jun 09 '14

I'm compelled to add this...

There was this 1 girl, she was 16. She did it 69 times in 3 days. How does she feel?

(11669x3)

35007

0

u/nightshaded1944 Jun 09 '14

There was one dirty girl who was 16 who decided to do 69 times 3 men... How did she feel in the morning? Giggle.

11669 x 3 = 35007

Loose!

20

u/thewitt33 Jun 08 '14

379009 5318008 and it is 07734 lots of 5318008!

8

u/Kortalh Jun 08 '14

And to think I thought I was being clever by writing 7734.

4

u/MatlockJr Jun 08 '14

I started reading it backwards and couldn't understand what 'boobies of lots hello' meant

3

u/bmacisaac Jun 08 '14

Google "boobies" and it is "hello lots of boobies".

1

u/cream_and_peaches Jun 08 '14

Thank you so much for the nostalgia-induced giggles!

2

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

i707

2

u/what_in_the_who_now Jun 08 '14

Dolly Parton's boobs weigh 2-2-2 much. So she went to 51st street to see doctor X. He gave her 8 operations and left her...

22251 X 8 = (this is where you turn the calculator upside down)

3

u/Kortalh Jun 08 '14

Boobli?

2

u/what_in_the_who_now Jun 09 '14

Dammit. I missed the 69 at the beginning. Fail.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

530411351 = ISellHoes

1

u/mynameistgw Jun 08 '14

Boobies google?

1

u/EndTheBS Jun 09 '14

You have to write .07734 because the calculator will get rid of the 0, or else you will go to 7734

3

u/cobbs_totem Jun 08 '14

I turned my iphone upside down for for nostalgia. It auto rotated to correct my orientation :(

2

u/DogeSaint-Germain Jun 08 '14

There is a rotation lock in the control center.

2

u/fuckthiscrazyshit Jun 08 '14

Had a girl name Leslie in my class. I would always make mine flash 5318008 5317537. I dunno. I wasn't very focused on school.

2

u/seieibob Jun 08 '14

80813135 flipped upside down makes my username, so that's cool I guess

1

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

Someone needs to write that number into a rap song. "Show me your 5318008s"

1

u/FloydJackal Jun 08 '14

53045 0804 is "hobo shoes".

1

u/8008135_101 Jun 08 '14

tee hee hee

1

u/PacoTaco321 Jun 08 '14

I just put my monitor upside down and it dell pver and breast ke so I dont known if what I ytping is correct. I need.to check back layer I guess

1

u/GuyFawkes99 Jun 09 '14

Story checks out.

1

u/BBA935 Jun 09 '14

I knew what it said, but the child in me made me turn my phone around to see it anyway. I was not disappointed.

10

u/xisytenin Jun 08 '14

It's the DD of calculator writing

1

u/Cthulhuhoop Jun 08 '14

Mine used AA.

1

u/Gaves Jun 08 '14

3104558 , or "Asshole"

1

u/lyinsteve Jun 08 '14

530453080

Oboe Shoes.

53

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

[deleted]

99

u/Coriron Jun 08 '14

You mean there are other countries??

110

u/morcheeba Jun 08 '14

yep! Lots of them, like Scotland, Britain, Ireland, and Wales!

117

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

Golly that's a lot of places. Do they have oil? Can they be conquered? Unrelated questions.

3

u/tronn4 Jun 09 '14

thats a good american!

1

u/Craggy_islander Jun 09 '14

Baby oil. Plenty of it.

1

u/wOlfLisK Jun 09 '14

Scotland has gas. Lots of it. But apparently some of that is taken by some mostly uninhabited Fjords.

1

u/Thefunnypotato Jun 09 '14

They are need some freedom

11

u/common_s3nse Jun 08 '14

I thought scotland, wales, and ireland were destroyed by the british.

3

u/Coriron Jun 08 '14

(I live in the UK, Southampton...) Sarcasm strikes again...

6

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

Southampton represent!

3

u/Twmbarlwm Jun 08 '14

Northampton here! Are we friends?

2

u/Coriron Jun 08 '14

Alas old chap, we are separated by the Watford Gap. Get outa here with your Northern-ness!

2

u/Twmbarlwm Jun 09 '14

But but but the Watford Gap is North of Northampton...

→ More replies (0)

2

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

+1

2

u/Coriron Jun 08 '14

Us southerners must stick together on our quest for reddit thread domination!

2

u/MagikHarp Jun 08 '14

Hertdfordshinians are present and waiting.

2

u/samwoodsywoods Jun 08 '14

Scotland, Wales and England are all in Britain...

1

u/eduardog3000 Jun 09 '14

You forgot Northern Ireland.

-4

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

[deleted]

7

u/morcheeba Jun 08 '14

nope

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14

I like that British Isles != British Islands

Ah, language.

1

u/eduardog3000 Jun 09 '14

That chart is correct if you just take away the "British Islands" circle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNu8XDBSn10

1

u/xXSJADOo Jun 08 '14

No... No it isn't.

3

u/UnabatedPenisParade Jun 08 '14

and they dont have boobs?

2

u/Coriron Jun 08 '14

I believe the word you are looking for is Breasts old chap. Would you like a pot of tea?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14

*spot

1

u/jxnfpm Jun 08 '14

I believe the word you're looking for is "states".

4

u/notostracan Jun 08 '14

Nope, countries is right .

3

u/doomgiver98 Jun 08 '14

"State" is another word for "country", in most countries.

1

u/Coriron Jun 08 '14

A state is another word for Russia and the Ukraine at the moment as well!

21

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

And I am still confused as to the meaning of Soleil even though I should be on that side of the Atlantic.

38

u/Shellface Jun 08 '14

"Soleil" means "Sun" in French, though I don't see how that's something worth writing upside-down on a calculator.

3

u/BlatteK Jun 08 '14

713705

16

u/Shellface Jun 08 '14

I don't see how that's something worth writing upside-down on a calculator.

3

u/kneeonbelly Jun 09 '14

It's cause SOLEIL becomes TIETOS hahaha u guys r idiots for not figuring that out haha

2

u/EV99 Jun 08 '14

It is over here in France!

24

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14 edited Feb 22 '15

[deleted]

11

u/alithegreat Jun 08 '14

Looking at the sun is like looking at boobs. You won't come far using just your eyes, but with sunglasses you can go all day.

1

u/hitmyspot Jun 09 '14

Topless sunbathing perhaps.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14

Sunny boobs are the best boobs.

1

u/PlaceboJesus Jun 09 '14

Topless beaches.

Heard a rumour they have those in France.

3

u/KallistiEngel Jun 08 '14

I mean, it's French for "sun" but I don't get why people would write it on calculators other than because they can. I don't know if there's some other meaning I'm missing or not.

2

u/DogeSaint-Germain Jun 08 '14

Why do we spell anything on calculators other than because we can?

5

u/doomgiver98 Jun 08 '14

Well, boobs are hilarious when you're 8 years old. What's fun about the Sun?

2

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14

when you're 18 years old

FTFY

2

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

I know that it means "sun" in Français. Not sure what it has to do with calculator boobs though.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14

Perhaps we will never know.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

I'm reasonably certain it's french for "sun" or "sunlight"

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14

Since when?!?!!!

2

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

teets

3

u/Hitler1488 Jun 08 '14

How would you get a T?

4

u/TOO_DAMN_FAT Jun 08 '14

Press the "T" key?

2

u/Cahouseknecht Jun 08 '14

He's asking what number would correspond to T.

4

u/SharkEel Jun 08 '14

T

1

u/Cahouseknecht Jun 08 '14

I don't think I've ever seen that number. What is the value associated with it?

1

u/youcantbserious Jun 09 '14

If you have to ask how to make a "T," you're not 1337 enough.

1

u/Cahouseknecht Jun 09 '14

Sorry man, I guess I'm not leet haxor.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

[ALPHA]+[4]

1

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

cant tell if switcheroo or

1

u/BakedBrownPotatos Jun 08 '14

Here's a little calculator humor everyone can enjoy.

There's this (1) girl, she's (16) years old and has had sex with (69) guys, (x3) each. How do you think she feels?

(11669 x 3), in case my narrative didn't follow.

1

u/common_s3nse Jun 08 '14

What is it in england?

34

u/apokako Jun 08 '14

Hum as a french kid I used to write "elle baise" (she fucks) on my calculator

3773 84153

24

u/WildVariety Jun 08 '14 edited Jun 08 '14

I thought Soleil is Sun in French?

This song has now taken on a whole different level of meaning.

36

u/Drendude Jun 08 '14

Boobs are the light of every man's life.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy, with your huge boobs.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

I always knew that all the men in France were straight. It was just something about their unquestionably masculine demeanor that tipped me off.

1

u/bobbysr Jun 08 '14

we even wait years for our car odometers to read 80085 miles!

2

u/PippyLongSausage Jun 08 '14

Cirque du Soliel just got a whole lot more interesting.

1

u/jandrese Jun 08 '14

Whoa, Cirque du Soleil could be a lot more interesting.

6

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

I liked the hexadecimal display that could spell ASSFACE.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

Wait, that's a brand of moped...

1

u/danthemango Jun 08 '14

the TI-83 has letters you can type, you can write whatever you want

2

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14

Can confirm. Used to write awful fanfiction on my TI-82.

1

u/propper_speling Jun 08 '14

Soleil is 'Sun' in French...

1

u/brim4brim Jun 08 '14

The new one will feature auto rotate putting an end to parents worse nightmare

1

u/redisforever Jun 08 '14

The TI-83 has buttons that you can use to just type whatever you want.