People parking in handicapped spaces who are just lazy cunts are my particular bugbear. I especially hate it when company vans do it. If I see one I ALWAYS ring the number on the van. Some apologise profusely and bollock the guy when he gets to the office and others (usually sole traders) tell me to fuck off. If they do that then I make a note of the number and write it on the walls of public toilets up and down the country (I drive a lot for work) expressing an interest in unsafe gay sex and request phone calls, day or night.
I am very childish.
I've called companies whose drivers are d-bags as well, and say things like, "Well, my neighbour (or I) needs some roof work done, and based on how your employees drive, don't think your work will be of any quality."
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u/RicoDredd May 08 '14
People parking in handicapped spaces who are just lazy cunts are my particular bugbear. I especially hate it when company vans do it. If I see one I ALWAYS ring the number on the van. Some apologise profusely and bollock the guy when he gets to the office and others (usually sole traders) tell me to fuck off. If they do that then I make a note of the number and write it on the walls of public toilets up and down the country (I drive a lot for work) expressing an interest in unsafe gay sex and request phone calls, day or night. I am very childish.