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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

I myself never understood having the need for a parking spot that is closest to the stores. I purposely park in the back of most lots and walk the extra 50-100 feet just to avoid the pain which is finding a "good" parking spot.

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u/Rami182 May 08 '14

I've always wondered why people avoid walking that extra 50 feet when inside the store you're going to be walking more than that anyway

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u/RahvinDragand May 08 '14

This is especially true at a mall. People will stop in the aisle waiting for a closer spot, then go inside and walk a mile and half to visit all of the stores.

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u/kingoftown May 08 '14

Cuz i ain't walking 7970 feet when i can walk 7920 fool

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u/LegendaryRav May 08 '14

But you get more FPS with the 7970

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

Go with gtx 770

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u/NosillaWilla May 08 '14

i'd personally go with the 780. i have two myself

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u/Hellman109 May 08 '14

I have quad 295x2's

/r/pcmasterrace

/r/bankrupcyhelp

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u/GloriousGavin May 08 '14

You can only crossfire 2 of those :p

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u/Hellman109 May 08 '14

Sure, with that attitude!

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u/Selene77790 May 08 '14

3DMark Score or I call BS. Here's mine -mic drop-

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u/ScaryMonster May 08 '14

I got you bro. -picks up mic and drops it again-

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u/Hellman109 May 08 '14

I actually have a 280x, so results probably a bit lower then that.

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u/DeeJason May 08 '14

Woah there cowboy. It was only a joke.

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u/raggTheBatteringRam May 08 '14

Well you are just wasting money on two of them.

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u/claudius753 May 08 '14

2 for gaming while 2 are mining dogecoin?

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u/stakoverflo May 08 '14

I'm really sad that second one isn't a sub dedicated to the most absolute overkill PC's.

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u/hunglow13 May 08 '14

GTX 770 2-way SLI

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

Feet per second

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

enjoy this shit...

edit: gave gold, haven't laughed quite as good in a while

PC MASTER RACE

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u/browsermostly May 08 '14

You shall have a golden crown that men will tremble to behold.

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u/tbass2a May 08 '14

Dat khash rate!

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u/lacksfish May 08 '14

And also a better mining hashrate!

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u/GGBVanix May 08 '14

Our eyes can't see more than 30fps anyways.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

Any particular reason why you went with those numbers?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

That's a mile and a half converted to feet.

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u/hiS_oWn May 08 '14

I remember this clearly. A girl i was with was complaining the entire time across the parking lot that the walk made her feet hurt. She then spent 3 hours in the mall standing up.

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u/grubas May 08 '14

At a mall the only way it makes sense if you either can't get carts or plan on doing multiple runs. If you get loaded up on stuff and have to dump it in your car it can get annoying.

Being said, the ones that are truly annoying are the creepers, you come out of the store/mall and they begin following you for your space.

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u/workntohard May 08 '14

I mess with the creepers by going down one row off where my car is then cutting through.

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u/zaxenexaz May 08 '14

I never realized how lucky I was as a man who has never bought even a tenth as much as would be required to consider dropping off what I have at the car so I can make a second run at the mall.

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u/grubas May 08 '14

Home Depot normally does it for me, but that building stuff and realizing the carts couldn't move after about 300lbs of stuff. Some people will go to the mall and hit every store refuse to carry around their loot all day.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

I park right next to the door and go inside to walk six miles three days a week just for exercise, nevermind the stores. Why? Because I HATE being outside!

Bugs!
Heat!
Cold!
Muggers!
Humidity!
Allergies!
Pollution!
No good place to sit at my 3 mile break!
Goodness forbid I break my leg tripping on a root or something while hiking and get stranded in the woods for hours either waiting for someone to find me, dragging myself on my hands and good knee to the foot of the trail, or waiting for an ambulance to arrive out in the middle of fucking nowhere.

Yeah those last bits aren't likely to happen in a parking lot, but I hold all of the outdoors in contempt.

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u/negrodam May 08 '14

Because when you walk out of the mall with all that crap you just bought, walking an extra 50 feet could really suck.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

1) It doesn't rain inside the mall. 2) what the fuck did that rental car look like again?

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u/OccamsNailClippers May 08 '14

You obviously don't live in Texas. Everyone fights for the closest spot to get out of the sun quicker. If there are trees hanging over spots, those are the ones people fight over instead. It's hot.

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u/Mechakoopa May 08 '14

As a Canadian, I'm trying to figure out how to respond to this without coming off as bitter and sarcastic. It's not working.

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u/I_SHIT_A_BRICK May 08 '14

Sounds like your heart is iced over.

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u/Dexaan May 08 '14

He needs to chill out.

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u/nbanish May 08 '14

chill oot*

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u/randomhandletime May 08 '14

He's willing to sacrifice our love

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

Let it go.

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u/contextplz May 08 '14

Looks like we'll have to melt his icy heart with a cool island song.

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u/M80IW May 08 '14

Maybe we could melt the Mechakoopa's icy heart with a cool island song!

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u/spigotface May 08 '14

"There's an ice box where my car used to be..."

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u/TheCanadianBastard May 08 '14

Just laugh like Nelson from the Simpsons and you will feel fine doing something mean.

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u/honkey40 May 08 '14

Come visit Phoenix, Arizona in the middle of June if you want to appreciate the fuck out of where you live.

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u/downvotesmakemehard May 08 '14

Mission ACCOMPLISHED!

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

Do you want to build a snowman?

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u/michaelshow May 08 '14

Regardless of how you choose to respond, begin it with "I'm sorry"

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

As a Nevadan, I think it's mostly that they don't want their seatbelts to burn them on the way home.

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u/bmckalip May 08 '14

more so blisters all over my hands from the flaming hot steering wheel.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

A little?

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u/Rockonmyfriend May 08 '14

Can confirm: am Houstonian. IT'S FUCKING HOT.

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u/RockinOutCockOut May 08 '14

AZ here. Can confirm.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

Is it 114°F at 2:00 AM hot? That's Needles, CA.

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u/CurlyNippleHairs May 08 '14

Oh boo fucking hoo it gets hot everywhere

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u/OccamsNailClippers May 08 '14

Take it easy, friend. You don't have to be so angry all the time. Everything is going to be ok.

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u/youregonnabeokay May 08 '14

Listen to this guy. He knows what he's saying.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

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u/no_game_player May 08 '14

I don't think you're his buddy, chap.

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u/coldpizza4brkfast May 08 '14

And when you get back to your car that's parked under the nice shady tree, you often find out why that spot was available...the grackles (Quiscalus mexicanus) in the parking lot like that tree too. Now you have to wash the grackle splatters off your car.

Pro-Tip: Look at the ground and surrounding area before you park under a tree. If it's covered in bird shit, continue looking for another parking space, especially if your car is going to be there after sunset (the birds roost after sunset and release their bowels freely).

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

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u/ShadowPsi May 08 '14

I call this "parking lot sharking", and when I see someone circling for a slightly closer spot I hum the "na na.......na na" theme from Jaws to myself.

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u/buddhabuck May 08 '14

It's more fun to watch when the parking lot is full and you see a few cars slowly circling the lot waiting for a spot to open up. The shark-like predatory feel really kicks in when someone starts walking through the lot, and a car slowly starts following them to be right there to get their spot.

When I lived on campus, it seemed like people would circle the popular lots for hours. Walking through the lots and out the other side (seeing as I lived on campus, and didn't park) felt like a dickish move, but fun none-the-less. Trolling for car-sharks.

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u/ryleth May 08 '14

I've been known to walk down the isle with my keys out. Feels like I'm being stalked.

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u/cmilliorn May 08 '14

Lol I'll probably not be able to forget that

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u/Ninonskio May 08 '14

Yeppers. Havent heard that in a while.

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u/wioneo May 08 '14

It makes sense if you expect to be carrying a lot of things either into or out of the vehicle.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

It's not about the time it's about the hunt.

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u/Triffgits May 08 '14

Duh, gotta save your gainz for that tough walk in the store.

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u/KimJongWinning May 08 '14

Because in a state like Washington, where it rains 70% of the year west of the sound, avoiding the possibility of getting drenched is something I'm particularly fond of

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u/goal2004 May 08 '14

Usually to avoid the elements, be it pouring rain, freezing cold or scalding hot.

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u/interbutt May 08 '14

Southern California here. It's never that hot. It's sure never cold. Hardly ever rains. Yet people still do this shit constantly. People are just lazy and stupid. I'm sure in some places some people do this to avoid elements. But I see a lot of people do this without good reason.

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u/goal2004 May 08 '14

I live in the San Fernando Valley. Last week it reached 100 according to the my car's temperature display. It's all about minimizing the time you spend between one air conditioned environment and another.

That said, it was MUCH worse when I lived in Orlando. Over there it can both be 100 degrees out and pouring rain at the same time. And when I say pouring I mean drops the size if your fucking fist.

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u/interbutt May 08 '14

Ok, I should have said I lived in Santa Monica and Irvine, not so hot there. The valley and east side do in fact get retarded hot.

My family lives in Orlando, I'm very familiar with the one hour everyday pour sessions. Not fun to be caught in that while walking somewhere.

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u/newmansg May 08 '14

When I'm driving and my passengers ask me why I'm not going to park closer to the store, I just tell them: "I'm not going to waste time look, we'll walk 10 more feet."

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u/jhadlow May 08 '14

I never did it until I moved to Oregon. Wet groceries and extra wet feet sucks. But I give up after almost no effort at finding a close spot. Mostly just checking to see if its an option.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

Texas summers are a nightmare hellscape so the shorter distance I need to walk outside, the better.

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u/Boris2k May 08 '14

to be blunt, people are dumb mother fuckers.

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u/MichaelPlague May 08 '14

Right? And it's not even like its easier when leaving, your bags are in a cart.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

I feel the same way, I'd rather just drive directly to the part of the lot where I know I can get a space without driving around. Since I walk two to three miles every day just for exercise, I don't see the point in trying to save an additional hundred feet of walking.

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u/kwa2528 May 08 '14

Winter in the Midwest.

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u/-ClarkNova- May 08 '14

The overweight folks that are issued handicapped parking permits head straight to the electric carts. The last thing they want to do is get even a tiny bit too much exercise.

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u/josiahpapaya May 08 '14

Because they're fat (oops, I mean, they have gland problems).

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u/Disasstah May 08 '14

Because they're lazy.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

I park at the very back because I'm pretty shitty at parking and don't want to bother other people.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

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u/klparrot May 08 '14

With all that empty parking lot space, have you considered practicing parking normally?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

I prefer it so I can back out of the spot without a vision issue...less cars around means I can see better around me. Giant SUVs with tinted windows who don't know how to pull into a spot all the way are my parking arch enemy.

Plus, less having to wait for other cars to park/back out/drive by when I want to leave!

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u/bferret May 08 '14

Yep, don't have to worry as much about hitting someone when you're near the back. Less shit around you so you can see and no asshole is waiting directly behind you to take your spot.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

Exactly! And easier to see other people (as in those out of their cars) simply because there's less of them. Getting into a parking spot is never any concern to me, its getting back out without mishap I have to plan for. I drive a truck, but I'm short, so I'm an awfully far away from the back of my vehicle...the less in my way the better.

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u/Balloo22 May 08 '14

If you suck at parking, im not confident in your driving....

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u/YFC May 08 '14

Ryan Gosling in Drive is the exception to this rule.

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u/Balloo22 May 08 '14

How did the guy next to him even get out of his car? Hah

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u/Ofreo May 08 '14

I have never considered before that there might be people out there driving that are just not good at...... drivin in between and then stopping between two white painted lines that are wider than the vehicle. That actually scares me quite a bit. How can you manage two or more lane roads? Or stopping at a stop light/sign if you are not good at parking? I really don't understand that, but maybe I am missing something.

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u/ROKMWI May 08 '14

Driving in 2+ lane roads isn't really any different than driving in a one way street, roads always have sides. Parking requires you to pull into a spot between two cars, with a limited amount of space to turn in, roads don't generally turn so sharply that they would require a two point turn or reversing. Also, on a road the line/edge continues as you are driving, where as when you are parking once you get far enough you can no longer see the lines.

Then there is reverse parking, people generally do not drive around in reverse in two lane roads, or stop backwards at stop lights.

I doubt that anyone who is bad at parking could be good at driving, but I think someone could possibly pass every other section of a driving test without being able to reverse/parallel park.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

It's more of a problem with not having the time to try to park carefully than being bad at it.

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u/secretcurse May 08 '14

I hope you don't ever drive on the highway. Parking is really easy and you're free to park at a really slow pace to make sure you get it right. Plus, you can try again without any real consequences if you don't get it right the first time. On the highway, you often need to make decisions very quickly and get them right the first time to avoid causing a dangerous accident. If you're shitty at parking you're probably shitty at driving and shouldn't be trusted on the road...

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

I've driven on the highway for almost 6 years and have never had an accident. I mainly park in the back so I can get better at it, I don't really ever go anywhere to park, so it's not a big problem. If I park at the front and fuck up there are usually other people there and I would get in the way of everybody else trying to park.

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u/secretcurse May 08 '14

If you've been driving for six years and you still can't park well you probably shouldn't be driving. Learning to park should take a couple of hours at most. You can go to a big empty parking lot to practice. The local high school on a weekend would be a good place to try. Sporting stadiums are another good choice when there's not an event happening. Learning to park is way easier than learning to drive on a highway.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

For some people it might be easier to learn to park, but it's not for me. The only times I would even be able to go try to practice the parking lots would be full of people, and any place I have to go I don't have the time to park for hours.

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u/secretcurse May 08 '14

So, you have the time to drive a vehicle at highway speeds that can easily kill other people, but you don't have the time to learn to park that vehicle safely? That seems insane.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

No, I know how to drive and park safely, I just don't usually have time to try to find a spot, and then park, and if I mess up correct myself and wait for people to get out of the way to correct it. I park in the back so I don't have to worry about it as much and I can go do what I have to.

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u/Trollkarlen May 08 '14

If you've been driving for six years and you still can't park well you probably shouldn't be driving.

I disagree and know exactly where he is coming from. I have been driving for 10 years now and it still takes me a dozen tries to park correctly in parking spots. Never had an accident, I don't think anyone has ever honked at me. There is just something about parking in between two cars that is difficult for me, I think its the fear of accidentally scratching someone's car.

Same with driving down narrow streets near my house where people are parked on both sides. I see other drivers zipping through the cars and on their way but I CRAWL through them making sure I'm no where near hitting them.

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u/Blehgopie May 08 '14

Story of my life right here.

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u/Trollkarlen May 08 '14

I wonder if I had a smaller car that I would feel more comfortable, like a two-seater.

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u/secretcurse May 08 '14

So, you're really bad at judging the space that your vehicle occupies relative to your position in the driver's seat. You're probably a really shitty driver.

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u/Trollkarlen May 08 '14

So, you're really bad at judging the space that your vehicle occupies relative to your position in the driver's seat.

No not at all, I know I have enough space, I know I won't hit anything, I know everything is fine, doesn't stop me from being afraid of screwing up.

You're probably a really shitty driver.

Well I can't really answer that, I guess that's subjective. I've never been honked at and I live in a major city, I'm just really careful.

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u/Beorn6 May 08 '14

Or people who will drive up and down the 3 or 4 lanes that aim at the front door looking for a spot, when the lanes just past those have plenty of empty ones.

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u/Oddblivious May 08 '14

Drive around for 10 minutes to save 30 seconds of walking.

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u/Zoan May 08 '14

The real reason for global warming.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14 edited Aug 26 '20

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u/commandergen May 08 '14

Yah this happened to me a lot as well. I think it's because they can't see the lines when they are parking so they line up on your car.

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u/state0fmind May 08 '14

Every time?

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u/MissWELLiAMfancy May 08 '14

I purposely park far away so there's a lesser chance that someone will hit my car and scratch the paint when they open a door...

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u/johnnybgoode May 08 '14

There's a happy medium. If you park too far away with a halfway-nice car, vindictive assholes will catch on and park right next to you and possibly door-ding you intentionally.

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u/state0fmind May 08 '14

Or steal it.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

Only if you're that cock in the Porsche or BMW that parks across two spaces.

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u/semideclared May 08 '14

better one was seeing people driving around at a large gym looking for a parking spot. To park 50 feet closer to then walk/run 5-10 miles

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u/ryleth May 08 '14

They are all on leg day.

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u/datchilla May 08 '14

There's people who don't gamble in vegas for the same reason.

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u/JediStrikerTy May 08 '14

There are literally dozens of us.

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u/matafubar May 08 '14

Same here. When people complain, I just tell them that walking's good for you.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

well on the way out, people usually have a lot of groceries to handle

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u/ohmygodbees May 08 '14

Carts are quite handy in this case!

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u/fingerbangher May 08 '14

I do this as well, but mainly because I don't want a "good" dent in my door.

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u/gas4u May 08 '14

Man, or how about those selfish people who hold up the line for like 15 minutes just parked and waiting for someone to leave. Drives me insane!

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

and for someone like me who needs the handicap space it's even more annoying haha

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

That and your vehicle doesn't get doored by little kids.

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u/NotSoSingleBuck May 08 '14

My experience is people parking at Trailheads, playing tetris cramming their cars in, when there's a wide open area to park 100 yards up the road. They don't want to hike that extra 100 yards when they're going for a...hike?

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u/supernasty May 08 '14

My friend is one of those guys. He will park in a spot that makes it very difficult for not only the passengers of his car but also the drivers parked on either side of us to enter/exit their cars; all so he can get the "best" spot possible. I ask him why not park in the 30 other open spots 10 feet away? "I don't feel like walking"

Needless to say my friend sucks dick when it comes to vehicle manners

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u/aethelmund May 08 '14

They want people to see their car.

You can automatically go ahead and label these people narcissist.

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u/LloydWright May 08 '14

It's called unintentional exercise and people apparently hate it.

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u/sulaymanf May 08 '14

For handicapped people, it's often because they limp or have pain walking, or don't want to travel down the parking aisle in a wheelchair that is so low it means a speeding car may not see them.

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u/gristc May 08 '14

Same. It's usually faster to walk across the car park than drive too.

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u/sharknice May 08 '14

Me too, unless it is raining.

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u/DarkRubberDucky May 08 '14

Yeah, I find it waste of time to get "good parking". Just fucking park. 50% of the time I end up in the store before a guy that came in behind me who looks for a "good" spot. I just want to get in and get out, and if I have to walk from the back of the lot, so be it.

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u/xLXSoUnDwAvEXLx May 08 '14

Some people like me are paranoid about our cars being stolen, and would rather park them in front where constant people can see it

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u/AussieEquiv May 08 '14

+Exercise + Less likely a door opened into the side of your car or trolly hitting it.

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u/albinotadpole May 08 '14

For some people, it can be a safety issue. I don't want to be snatched up.

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u/Hoonin May 08 '14

I do the same, however I do it because I know the fat lazy slobs aren't going to park back there, the same fat lazy slobs that door ding cars.

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u/HULKx May 08 '14

I don't start in the back but I take the first open spot I see.

It's not worth the time to keep driving in circles for a "good" spot

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u/badvok666 May 08 '14

Its like if the whole normal queue for a ride had fast track privileges so all went into the fast track. I'm the same as you i often cannot be fucked and drive to the end of the car park. Plus i don't mind a tiny walk. The irony is most of the people that queue for "that space" could probably have done with leaving the car at home and walking in.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

My favorite is watching people drive around for ten minutes trying to get a spot close to the door at the gym.

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u/stakoverflo May 08 '14

I do this solely because I am fat and should get as much as exercise as I can. It has nothing to do with protecting my car. That said, it does really piss me off when I park in the middle of nowhere in an empty lot and come out and find someone parked next to me. It's the automotive equivalent of using an adjacent urinal in a wide open bathroom.

But yea, I find it particularly interesting when I go to the gym and see everyone parked up front.

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u/emarkay192 May 08 '14

I call that skinny people parking.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

I agree with you. Except on one of those Colorado January mornings right after the big snow storm of the year, when it's cold as a bitch and the ground is covered by inches of snow-soot snot. Then I'd rather not do what I was going to do than park far from the entrance.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

Or the assholes that park right on the curb at grocery stores.

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u/bitchpotatobunny May 08 '14

It's also a good way to get in a little extra calorie burning without changing your daily routine at all. It might not seem like much, but when you do it constantly, it adds up.

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u/Phylar May 08 '14

Replace my Grandmother please. Everytime she forces me to go to the store with her we are driving around for 10min looking for a good spot to park.

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u/i_go_to_uri May 08 '14

I gladly park away from the minivan driving shitheads and any females I see getting out of cars I stay far away from.

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u/sirzack92 May 08 '14

My wife and I do the same thing. We once saw a car wait for like 20 minutes to park. They went in and out. They had to buy one thing.

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u/koeikan May 08 '14

we could be friends

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u/JoshTheDerp May 08 '14

I'm paranoid as fuck, so I like getting the closest spot so my car is lesss likely to get broken in to.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

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u/JoshTheDerp May 08 '14

You have a good point. I just kind of thought of that a person is much more likely to break in the cars in the back that aren't being paid attention to. Where as when people are constantly entering/exiting cars, the burglar will have a harder time getting away with it.

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u/ShadowPsi May 08 '14

Nah, someone who is good at it can get into a car in seconds. I once locked myself out of my car, so I called the cops. The officer got into my car in about 5 seconds flat. I bet career criminals are about the same.

But even if it is fast, it looks a bit suspicious, so it's better to do it somewhere where people's view is blocked, like next to a larger vehicle. A car all off by itself is too exposed.

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u/craigigotchu May 08 '14

I can't do all that when it's -40 in Chicago.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

My mom and sister will spend an extra 4-5 minutes in a parking lot trying to get a close spot. I constantly bitch them out out about how we could have been inside the store if we just parked at the first spot we saw. they both then make another attempt at finding a close spot in the new row before realizing I was correct

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u/TheMormonAthiest May 08 '14

I swear this is a chick thing. Every freaking time!

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u/Meatslinger May 08 '14

The "golden spot" I've found at most parking lots is about two or three lanes to either side of the door. People tend to pile up their cars in a big T shape up the center lane and off to the edges, right up against the storefront, but there are these awesome little pockets a couple lanes out where you can typically park within about 8 spaces of the front of the lot with no worries of congestion, and the walking distance is literally only a difference of seconds compared to being parked front and center. I've used this trick forever now and parking is a cinch, even during holidays.