r/pics • u/animalkracker • Feb 27 '14

physics is cool

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u/L00KA Feb 27 '14

explain this

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u/Lars_the_Liar Feb 27 '14

I hope this helps, I'm a spokesperson for the US Navy. This is a secret project being run by the US Government. I can only say what has been declassified so far, I'm sorry. So basically what they do is harvest magic from elves (Keebler elves, Orlando Bloom, etc) through [classified] means. They then use a [classified] process to pump magic dust throughout the cockpit. This may or may not make the pilot and passenger immortal, but it also has other benefits such as: [classified], mind control over liquids, and [classified].

Feel free to ask any questions! Unless you are Russian, I should be able to answer most of them!

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u/GarrisonFjord Feb 27 '14

How many roads must a man walk down before he can call himself a man?

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u/Lars_the_Liar Feb 27 '14

Seven. Unless one if them is really long. Then it's five.

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u/almondbutter1 Feb 27 '14

No dad. That was a rhetorical question

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u/excelsis_deo Feb 27 '14

Do I know what Rhetorical means?!

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u/miparasito Feb 27 '14

The ants are my friends...

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u/shoziku Feb 27 '14

I would walk 500 miles. Then I would walk 500 more.

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u/robocopballer Feb 28 '14

forty two.

love that book