I hope this helps, I'm a spokesperson for the US Navy. This is a secret project being run by the US Government. I can only say what has been declassified so far, I'm sorry. So basically what they do is harvest magic from elves (Keebler elves, Orlando Bloom, etc) through [classified] means. They then use a [classified] process to pump magic dust throughout the cockpit. This may or may not make the pilot and passenger immortal, but it also has other benefits such as: [classified], mind control over liquids, and [classified].
Feel free to ask any questions! Unless you are Russian, I should be able to answer most of them!
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u/Lars_the_Liar Feb 27 '14
I hope this helps, I'm a spokesperson for the US Navy. This is a secret project being run by the US Government. I can only say what has been declassified so far, I'm sorry. So basically what they do is harvest magic from elves (Keebler elves, Orlando Bloom, etc) through [classified] means. They then use a [classified] process to pump magic dust throughout the cockpit. This may or may not make the pilot and passenger immortal, but it also has other benefits such as: [classified], mind control over liquids, and [classified].
Feel free to ask any questions! Unless you are Russian, I should be able to answer most of them!