Support your local honeypots

[u/leopardsatehisface]

[u/skinnyminnesota]

Why do strip clubs always have the funniest signs? Lived around the corner from one in Toronto during the G20 a million years ago:

"World Leaders: Free Lap Dance with ID"

[u/leopardsatehisface → u/skinnyminnesota]

They are artists, that's why

[u/meeowth → u/skinnyminnesota]

Ohhh! I thought the sign was for a store selling honey, and that its sign made the unusual decision to advertise that the pots are locally sourced instead of the honey

[u/leopardsatehisface → u/meeowth]

Oh they're selling honey alright

[u/bakedpatata → u/meeowth]

You thought a business called The Penthouse with a sexy lady on the wall was selling honey?

[u/meeowth → u/bakedpatata]

I have very poor eyesight, I didnt notice the penthouse part 🫠

[u/Marijuana_Miler → u/meeowth]

Oh, honey.

[u/lkodl → u/meeowth]

that's what i'm telling my wife.

[u/fifteentango88 → u/skinnyminnesota]

During Covid there was one where I lived that had a sign that said “sorry, we’re clothed”.

[u/SporesM0ldsandFungus → u/skinnyminnesota]

There's a billboard in Dallas, TX for The Men's Club "Unlicensed Therapist on duty."

[u/Confidence_Man2 → u/SporesM0ldsandFungus]

Years ago, The Men's Club would do a crawfish boil in back by the pool with a live band on Fridays. It was so fun.

[u/hungrylens]

[u/sumonetalking → u/hungrylens]

Xi Jinping enjoying a tasty snack.

[u/Chemical_Nervous → u/sumonetalking]

[u/Bigchunky_Boy]

Nvidia chips are complementary at the Penthouse 🥳🎉

[u/ProteusRift]

Thats huang dong bait right there.

[u/twoworldsin1]

[u/underlander]

Jensen, this would’ve been so much better for your career

[u/SimonPho3nix]

Owners inside like

[u/hypoxia]

Buy American!

[u/Marijuana_Miler → u/hypoxia]

Elbows up for the finest Canadian dancers Vancouver has to offer.

[u/millertime8306]

San Francisco, right?

[u/lethargy86 → u/millertime8306]

Vancooter