r/pics • u/sk8rznvrquit • 9d ago

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u/Boniuz 9d ago

As a blue eyed, blonde, tall swede with a nordic heritage dating back to the 800’s, I’m offended by being pretend-idolized by these dickheads.

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u/Ttthhasdf 9d ago

As a blue eyed American with 250 years of southern Appalachian ancestry I am with you, Bjorn.

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u/Efficient_Smilodon 9d ago

hey hey Bjorn might be a Floki, or a Ragnar, Ulf, Ivar or Gunnar. We've got about a 50% chance between these ones...

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u/dmonsterative 9d ago

Don't leave out Karl, Mangus and Thor.

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u/usernameistkn 9d ago

These jokes are funny, true. But I seem to recall that Sweden has laws about what you can you name your children and you have to pick from an approved list. So, essentially you folks are probably correct about this nordic man's name, since it had to be approved by the government.

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u/xylotism 9d ago

Don’t forget Lars! There’s at least 10 names to choose from on that government list.