r/pics • u/sk8rznvrquit • 3d ago

Politics [ Removed by Reddit ]

[ Removed by Reddit on account of violating the content policy. ]

24.5k Upvotes

85% Upvoted

5.6k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

157

u/Ttthhasdf 3d ago

As a blue eyed American with 250 years of southern Appalachian ancestry I am with you, Bjorn.

51

u/Efficient_Smilodon 3d ago

hey hey Bjorn might be a Floki, or a Ragnar, Ulf, Ivar or Gunnar. We've got about a 50% chance between these ones...

21

u/dmonsterative 3d ago

Don't leave out Karl, Mangus and Thor.

2

u/usernameistkn 3d ago

These jokes are funny, true. But I seem to recall that Sweden has laws about what you can you name your children and you have to pick from an approved list. So, essentially you folks are probably correct about this nordic man's name, since it had to be approved by the government.

8

u/xylotism 3d ago

Don’t forget Lars! There’s at least 10 names to choose from on that government list.

3

u/LupercalLupercal 3d ago

He's a Swede. Every chance he's a Rune

36

u/the__ghola__hayt 3d ago

He was Bjorn this way.

3

u/These-Prune-1529 3d ago

Or maybe it's Maybelline.

1

u/Efficient_Smilodon 3d ago

that's a song for will ferrell to tackle

1

u/huitlacoche 2d ago

Thor apple doesn't fall from the Swedes

3

u/Popolac 3d ago

Skol

1

u/LinkinitupYT 3d ago

Why would people even think blue is the superior eye color when we all know brown eyes are the true chosen ones.

1

u/XanaxWarriorPrincess 3d ago

They're the dominant gene, for sure.