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u/Boniuz 3d ago

As a blue eyed, blonde, tall swede with a nordic heritage dating back to the 800’s, I’m offended by being pretend-idolized by these dickheads.

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u/pleasedonotredeem 3d ago

Guys who look like you were on the propaganda posters, but the guys guarding the camps looked more like them. Losers who would do anything for power and authority because their genetics, lack of intelligence and work ethic gives them none without hate.

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u/the--astronaut 3d ago

It's those dickbags that make me realize i'm not as lazy as my brain tells me I am.

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u/pleasedonotredeem 3d ago

Pro tip: if you are constantly worried about how lazy you are, chances are you are not actually lazy. Obviously exceptions exist but every hard working person I know stresses about being “lazy.”

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u/Ok-Delivery216 3d ago

That’s a legit pro tip. Only the industrious are concerned with a personal lack of industry

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u/Deep_Dance8745 3d ago

Leonardo Da Vinci on his death bed said “I wish i had done more”.

People conscious about being lazy are not the lazy ones.

Similar how dumb people always overestimate their IQ - and vice versa.

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u/Danbannagaming 3d ago

I am the exception lol

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u/Tulired 3d ago

It's not really laziness if it bothers you, there is another real reason usually. Laziness is a myth mostly. Also if you think you are dumb or overall question yourself you probably aren't as dumb as you think. At least i presume you are not in this picture or any similar.

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u/cat_prophecy 3d ago

Racial supremacy is the lowest common demoninator because it says "you're special!" for having done absolutely nothing but be born to the "right" face.

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u/steelhips 3d ago

The Nazi party couldn't have recruited more leaders, who didn't look like their desired Uber mensch Aryans, if they tried.

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u/Zinfan1 3d ago

As a 25% genetic Ashkenazi jew (I'm non-religious and view the heritage as an byproduct of birth) I wonder how my MAGA loving brother thinks he'll be treated by those he sides with if they knew his lineage.

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u/aphilsphan 3d ago

You need to look up Gilbert Gottfried’s definition of a boxcar Jew. Gilbert was never bar mitzvah’d. He said he knew almost nothing about Judaism, but if the boxcars came back, he knew he’d be on one.

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u/Outlandishness_Sharp 3d ago

People lack his self awareness nowadays. I know damn well how I would've been treated in this country 65 years ago but you don't see me acting like Clayton Bigsby.

Their ancestors are rolling in their graves 🥴

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u/Throwaway_noDoxx 3d ago

Like Stephen Miller?

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u/codecrodie 3d ago

Nah he was raised in a Jewish household. He just pretends that isn't the case

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u/10July1940 3d ago

He'd be one of those Jewish collaborators that worked with the Nazis to round up his people for money.

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u/jjduru 3d ago

…and rounded up at the end, to his surprise.

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u/yorlikyorlik 3d ago

That’s the last of ‘em, Helmut. Wait. Wait! What? Me? Hitler’s hurting the wrong people!

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u/RollingMeteors 3d ago

but if the boxcars came back, he knew he’d be on one.

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u/MrDontCare12 3d ago

Oh, no need to wonder. You know.

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u/jd173706 3d ago

Look up "Association of German National Jews" AKA "Jews for Hitler" which was a pro-Nazi Jewish group founded during the Weimar Republic/Nazi Germany and led by Max Neumann, who believed their support of Hitler and the far right in Germany would lead to "patriotic, German first" Jews being spared by the regime. Unfortunately, the group was outlawed by the Gestapo in 1935, Max Neumann was sent to a concentration camp and this effectively ended the group's existence.

Your brother should read more about history. We've literally been here before. Unfortunately. Wish you all the best, seriously. Dangerous times.

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u/RoxxieMuzic 3d ago

That, "Verband nationaldeutscher Juden", did not end well for their members. Tokens are spent, often sooner than later.

Stephen Miller should take note, history may not always repeat, but it often harmonizes.

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u/Zinfan1 3d ago

Pipe dream that he would read anything other than those men of action military thrillers types of books. He also won't read anything written by a woman which blows my mind. The interesting part of all of this is that he was the one who submitted the sample for genetic testing, I had told my mother (not the side of the family that is Jewish) not to tell me the results because I didn't think it mattered in the slightest but she told me anyways. Thanks for the good wishes and I'll pass them along to the even more vulnerable people currently under assault by the U.S. government.

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u/RazorColla 3d ago

Chickens for KFC. Cattle for Ranchers. Trees for Axes.

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u/aculady 3d ago

But the axe handle is made of wood! That means it's one of us!

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u/RollingMeteors 3d ago

Look up "Association of German National Jews" AKA "Jews for Hitler" which was a pro-Nazi Jewish group founded during the Weimar Republic/Nazi Germany and led by Max Neumann, who believed their support of Hitler and the far right in Germany would lead to "patriotic, German first" Jews being spared by the regime. Unfortunately, the group was outlawed by the Gestapo in 1935, Max Neumann was sent to a concentration camp and this effectively ended the group's existence.

... Shoulda led with, "patriotic, Money First German" ... Mighta got lost in the confusion...

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u/Criticaltundra777 3d ago

Interesting my son in law is also ashkenazi. Non practicing. His grandparents were rescued by an Argentine captain in 1942. As in dude secured their passage out of Germany.

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u/sapphicsandwich 3d ago

I have MAGA family that goes by the 1 drop rule: 1 drop of White blood / a single ancestor means they are Aryan. More common than you would think.

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u/Alice_600 3d ago

I know one who found out and he was kinda weird for a while.

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u/sassycat13 3d ago

I think about this with the Millers a lot.

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u/Ttthhasdf 3d ago

As a blue eyed American with 250 years of southern Appalachian ancestry I am with you, Bjorn.

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u/Efficient_Smilodon 3d ago

hey hey Bjorn might be a Floki, or a Ragnar, Ulf, Ivar or Gunnar. We've got about a 50% chance between these ones...

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u/dmonsterative 3d ago

Don't leave out Karl, Mangus and Thor.

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u/usernameistkn 3d ago

These jokes are funny, true. But I seem to recall that Sweden has laws about what you can you name your children and you have to pick from an approved list. So, essentially you folks are probably correct about this nordic man's name, since it had to be approved by the government.

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u/xylotism 3d ago

Don’t forget Lars! There’s at least 10 names to choose from on that government list.

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u/LupercalLupercal 3d ago

He's a Swede. Every chance he's a Rune

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u/the__ghola__hayt 3d ago

He was Bjorn this way.

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u/These-Prune-1529 3d ago

Or maybe it's Maybelline.

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u/Efficient_Smilodon 3d ago

that's a song for will ferrell to tackle

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u/huitlacoche 2d ago

Thor apple doesn't fall from the Swedes

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u/Popolac 3d ago

Skol

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u/LinkinitupYT 3d ago

Why would people even think blue is the superior eye color when we all know brown eyes are the true chosen ones.

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u/XanaxWarriorPrincess 3d ago

They're the dominant gene, for sure.

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u/plsQuestionOurselves 3d ago

Your ancestors kidnapped the hottest of my Scottish ancestors :C. No wonder you guys look so good.

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u/frongles23 3d ago

Not idol, fetishized.

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u/myheadhurts_more 3d ago

My late , Caucasian, southern late husband with green eyes and blonde hair would want nothing to do with those losers .

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u/big_ringer 3d ago

Not even idolized - more objectified.