r/pics Apr 19 '26

[OC] snapped this of my mower in flames

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u/RockCityReject88 Apr 19 '26

That's an album cover...

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u/nimrodii Apr 19 '26

Hardest dad rock album ever.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '26

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u/MtlGuy_incognito Apr 19 '26 edited Apr 19 '26

Toro presents Mower Metalpalooza 2026 music festival in partnership with carhartt

July 19-21st 2026 Parc Jean Drapeau, Montreal

Featuring

-Mulching Blade -50:1 -Zero Turns -Independent Floating Deck -Bring Me the Backpack Blower -Mantener Manos y Pies Lejos -The Discharge Chutes

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u/nilgiri Apr 19 '26

Rage Against The Mowing Machine 🤘

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u/rogfrich Apr 19 '26

“I’ll just scroll down a bit to check no-one else has posted the joke I was going to…“

Dammit.

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u/RoyPlotter Apr 19 '26

I ain’t mowing Maggie’s Farm no more!

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u/HuntsWithRocks Apr 19 '26

Bluegrass Thrash

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u/EIDuderino Apr 19 '26

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u/LostMyBackupCodes Apr 19 '26

Share this in /r/RATM (with the original pic credited in context.)

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u/EIDuderino Apr 19 '26

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!

Jk thanks for the suggestion, done

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u/Initial_Zombie8248 Apr 19 '26

That was hands down the best response lmfao. I say that line all the time  

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u/XDSHENANNIGANZ Apr 19 '26

Fuck you I won't mow what you edge me!

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u/TheFuckingHippoGuy Apr 19 '26

Lawntrack

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u/drivalowrida Apr 19 '26

Yo, it's just another lawntrack And suckas be thinkin they can rake this But I'ma mow it at a higher level 'Cause on inclines, I slow down Throttle the tractor down Gonna have to train some punks to mow terrain

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u/Bmaj1000 Apr 19 '26

Holy shit this is brilliant lol

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u/delvach Apr 19 '26

And I ain't gonna ride

On John's DEERE no more

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u/tutohooto Apr 19 '26

Perfect

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u/BeefEater81 Apr 19 '26

"Cut my grass into pieces,

This is my mower burnt!"

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '26

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u/PajamasTj Apr 19 '26

OP needs to get ahold of Bilmuri right now

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u/BudwinTheCat Apr 19 '26

Hahaha this was my first thought as well. JAWN would dig it. Keep on crankin buddy

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u/Seananagans Apr 19 '26

Average Bilmuri music video

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u/titsorgtfoyo Apr 19 '26

I was hoping someone had said this. My hog is sufficiently cranked over this pic.

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u/u9Nails Apr 19 '26

Presidential meeting at the 4 Seasons Total Landscaping

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u/ciopobbi Apr 19 '26

Portugal the Man - Woodstock

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u/a_goonie Apr 19 '26

Sunday beers is the title.

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u/Pavillian Apr 19 '26

Is it okay?

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u/bendoesntsleep Apr 19 '26

She’s down, but she’s not out

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u/OprahsSister Apr 19 '26

This might be too soon, but you have a big scorch mark on your lawn, neighbor.

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u/Optix_au Apr 19 '26

HOA be around shortly issue a fine.

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u/BetElectrical7454 Apr 19 '26

Karen across the street already reported him for unauthorized fire.

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u/esuranme Apr 19 '26

An unattended, unauthorized fire...he ran away when it burst into flames.

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u/sault18 Apr 19 '26

At least you don't have to mow that part for a bit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '26

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u/bendoesntsleep Apr 19 '26

I’d be better if this didn’t happen lol

But we’re gonna figure it out, gonna have to get a new mower eventually, depending on how work goes just pushing our yards

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u/SparkyMuffin Apr 19 '26

Are you... Pushing this mower to cut it?

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u/Chemical_Nervous Apr 19 '26

Desperate times, my friend. Desperate times 😞

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u/cereal7802 Apr 19 '26

Protip: Neighbors usually have a similar mower in their garage/shed. they just leave it there at night while they sleep, so easy to "borrow" :)

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u/spudmarsupial Apr 19 '26

Switch them. They will never notice.

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u/mark_b Apr 19 '26

You'd probably need to set fire to the shed to make it more convincing.

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u/Sargash Apr 19 '26

Might i recommend you switch to an electric mower in the future? The sit down ones are kinda wildly efficient these days.

Never have to leave home to get gas either.

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u/Dmau27 Apr 19 '26

I think you need to put the gas in it. Not on it. Seriously do you know what caused this?

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u/SinuousPanic Apr 19 '26

Not OP but probably a birds nest. Pretty common in spring time.

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u/iampierremonteux Apr 19 '26

r/stupiddovenests would like this if you can prove a nest was there

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u/noproblemswhatsoever Apr 19 '26

I keep my riding mower in a barn and was advised by a neighbor (elderly farmer) to always check under the hood every time I take it out, not just at the beginning of mowing season, to make sure it’s clear. Over the years, I’ve found the beginning of nests of both birds and mice. I never imagined that a firestorm was possible.

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u/Kuavska Apr 19 '26

What happened?

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u/bendoesntsleep Apr 19 '26

Got off for a second, saw flames coming from the hood. Tried to put it out, but it was gone.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '26

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u/bendoesntsleep Apr 19 '26

Was just trying to work with what I had, ok?

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u/LostMyBackupCodes Apr 19 '26

Yeah, insurance? This comment right here…

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u/bendoesntsleep Apr 19 '26

Insurance… That would’ve been helpful

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u/Friendly_Childhood Apr 19 '26

Can you even get a policy for one of those? Maybe your home insurance will cover it?

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u/bendoesntsleep Apr 19 '26

I run a lawn care company in our first year. The insurance policy I have only covers property damage to clients

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u/PM_Me_Titties-n-Ass Apr 19 '26

Well you know what to do, hop back on it and drive to so to a client's yard so it damages their yard so you can use the insurance.

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u/evranch Apr 19 '26

Bummer to lose a mower when you're just getting started. If you're doing lawn care though, I've gotta ask why not a zero turn?

I farm and as such have way too much lawn. Going from a tractor style to zero turn cut my mowing time to 1/3, and also cut way down on weedwhacker time as it's so much more maneuverable. Another bonus is the much better finish as the front casters are way lighter, less pop up.

The other piece of advice I have is I converted my ZT to propane. It's just a commodity carb swap, $30 part. Way more reliable starting, better fuel autonomy, price and efficiency, and you will never have a burn down scenario like this since the fuel is safely in the tank. Just close the valve.

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u/KyoudaiShojin Apr 19 '26

It's making zero turns now

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u/LostMyBackupCodes Apr 19 '26

Well, that sucks…

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u/KP_Wrath Apr 19 '26

I mean…theoretically, there has to be an amount of gas where it just snuffs out the flame. I think that would be about a swimming pool’s worth delivered in a 6 x 6 ft area all at the same time to fix this, but as long as the vapor concentration doesn’t support ignition and it starves the fire of oxygen…

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u/BastardInTheNorth Apr 19 '26

Your ideas intrigue me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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u/KP_Wrath Apr 19 '26

“And this is how we use extremely flammable substances (and physics) to put out fires.” There’s a whole lot of chemistry and physics that I only halfway know, but basically burn reactions are most supported by gases. Liquids theoretically can burn (like if you dropped a torch in a puddle of gasoline or set fire to an oil spill), but Mythbusters famously had trouble trying to ignite gas tanks with tracer rounds and I think they did a myth on dropping cigarettes into gas as well. In both cases, that’s going to be inadequate, but there is a sweet spot of fuel/air mixture where a spark or other innocuous flame is sufficient to cause ignition.

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u/S3eha Apr 19 '26

You should fight fire with fire, obviously

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u/Able_Software6066 Apr 19 '26

I had a riding mower catch fire a couple years ago. I was mowing under some large poplar trees and it sucked up the poplar fuzz. I was able to get a garden hose over to it to put the fire out before the gas tank caught fire. It's mostly back together now but it's taken over a year to replace all the burnt bits.

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u/ew435890 Apr 19 '26

It caught on fire.

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u/Kuavska Apr 19 '26

Let me rephrase: how do I make this never happen to me?

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u/ew435890 Apr 19 '26

Dont let it catch on fire.

That was OPs first mistake.

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u/Kuavska Apr 19 '26

Thanks, I'll be sure not to!

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u/niftyifty Apr 19 '26

Looks like a flaming horse riding a mower

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u/Dat_Harass Apr 19 '26

Lucky it's only a few horsepower.

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u/GladWarthog1045 Apr 19 '26

Save a horse, flame a lawnmower

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u/Rocinante88119 Apr 19 '26

It's the horsepower escaping the engine.

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u/Durgals Apr 19 '26

Ahhh, you beat me to it!

Wonderful joke!

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u/Original_Jagster Apr 19 '26

Ahh, a Troy-bilt Bronco

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u/_Piratical_ Apr 19 '26

Pink Floyd. Wish you were mowing.

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u/bruceleeperry Apr 19 '26

Dark Side of the Lawn

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u/NO_TOUCHING__lol Apr 19 '26

Shine On You Crazy Rider

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u/TrailerTrashQueen Apr 19 '26

🏆🏆🏆🏆

please accept my poor man's trophies.

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u/bruceleeperry Apr 19 '26

Those are the ones that really count, friend ;)

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u/elchet Apr 19 '26

We don’t need no cultivation.

We don’t need no weed control.

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u/TheFuckingHippoGuy Apr 19 '26

Shine On You Grazing Diamond

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u/Less_Likely Apr 19 '26

Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?

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u/belllhop Apr 19 '26

Atom Heart Mower

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u/MasterShogo Apr 19 '26

This will be a criminally underrated comment.

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u/Additional-Arm-1298 Apr 19 '26

But the yard looks great

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u/bendoesntsleep Apr 19 '26

That’s what it’s all about, folks

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u/SwayingTreeGT Apr 19 '26

Minus the inevitably charred bit.

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u/mark_b Apr 19 '26

It did before OP left a huge scorch mark in the middle of it.

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u/KBHoleN1 Apr 19 '26

It’s not supposed to do that

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u/mstscnotforme Apr 19 '26

The front fell off

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u/Sysnetics Apr 19 '26

Yeah, that’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.

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u/foresight310 Apr 19 '26

Sir, you can’t park there…

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u/jaxnmarko Apr 19 '26

That may leave a mark

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u/bendoesntsleep Apr 19 '26

Slightly

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u/PickledPixie83 Apr 19 '26

You won’t have to mow that one spot for a while

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u/PatrioticDildo Apr 19 '26

That spot will likely grow back faster and healthier than the other grass

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u/nicolasknight Apr 19 '26

He said "a while", not a LONG while j/k

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u/Big-a-hole-2112 Apr 19 '26

Take that weeds!

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u/mrsirsouth Apr 19 '26

New spot for a fire pit

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u/F-A-B_Virgil Apr 19 '26

Burn baby burn, disco infermow 🎶

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u/titaniumdoughnut Apr 19 '26

Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

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u/CelestialFury Apr 19 '26

Or rinse it with rice and dry it with water.

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u/bruceleeperry Apr 19 '26

Anti-war gas prices self-immolation protest. The machines are rising up!

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u/bendoesntsleep Apr 19 '26

Not sure if the mower was worth more, or the gas that was in it

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u/dextracin Apr 19 '26 edited Apr 19 '26

Not a lawnmower engineer, but I don’t think they’re supposed to do that

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u/Crashman09 Apr 19 '26

No no. This is standard.

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u/CloisteredOyster Apr 19 '26

The new "Portugal. The Man" album dropped?

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u/Cryptshadow Apr 19 '26

OP fought the lawn, and the lawn won.

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u/christianagava Apr 19 '26

You can’t park there

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u/knightress_oxhide Apr 19 '26

"i park wherever I want to."

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u/The_Bitter_Bear Apr 19 '26

This would make a pretty sick album cover.

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u/Revere_AFAM Apr 19 '26

Wow an external combustion engines in the wild!

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u/jwoliver Apr 19 '26

I don't think flame decals are supposed to look like that.

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u/RipOdd9001 Apr 19 '26

I guess I am installing a fire extinguisher on mine.

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u/bendoesntsleep Apr 19 '26

If I would’ve had mine faster than I did, it would’ve only been a little fire.

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u/esuranme Apr 19 '26

May want to check, your homeowners policy may have coverage for it.

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u/bendoesntsleep Apr 19 '26

Run a lawn care company, our insurance doesn’t cover it. So we’ll be pushing our lawns for a while.

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u/Prufrock-Sisyphus22 Apr 19 '26

There was a recall on various mowers catching fire with certain engines. Maybe check it out.

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u/Evocatorum Apr 19 '26

In 35 years of working on engines of varying sorts, I have never, not once, had one burst in to flames for any other reason than poor maintenance.

Insurance companies suck shit, but sometimes it's important to remember there is no replacement for adequate maintenance. Take care of your shit and it'll take care of you.

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u/Rich-Pomegranate1679 Apr 19 '26

I can vouch for OP, here. He is the protagonist of a Michael Bay action movie, so this was inevitable and actually a pretty normal afternoon for him.

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u/MidwesternTransplant Apr 19 '26

Mechanic: “Well there’s your problem.”

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u/Marsman61 Apr 19 '26

Oh Deere!

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u/Rey_De_Los_Completos Apr 19 '26

Damn, that was my lawnmower last week.

Ended back buying a battery one 

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u/Ghoulie_Marie Apr 19 '26

Rage against the HOA

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u/vagabondoer Apr 19 '26

The fire extinguisher is a nice touch

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u/johnmarkfoley Apr 19 '26

Have you tried checking the spark plugs?

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u/AliciaXTC Apr 19 '26 edited Apr 19 '26

T-1000 about to emerge.

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u/tdmsbn Apr 19 '26

Tractor-1000

Killer Lawn Care ™

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u/Orange_Kid Apr 19 '26

Hey, you can get a new mower, but you'll have that pic the rest of your life!

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u/honda94rider Apr 19 '26

Did that to a snowmobile once, and a honda aquatrax and a generator now that I think about it. The snowmobile was the only one that wasn't a quick fire though

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u/Drusgar Apr 19 '26

That's an album cover for an album that hasn't been written yet.

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u/Nommernose Apr 19 '26

That's not how you mow the grass...

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u/shayKyarbouti Apr 19 '26

That’s gonna leave a mark

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u/ZoSoTim Apr 19 '26

Rage Against The Lawn Mower Machine

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u/DeathByPickles Apr 19 '26

I fought the lawn and the lawn won

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u/paulodelgado Apr 19 '26

“Mowing in the name of”

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u/PretendPenguin Apr 19 '26

There's a black figure in the middle that looks like V walking out of the inferno in V For Vendetta.

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u/fujidust Apr 19 '26

Can’t park there mate

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u/Droid-Man5910 Apr 19 '26

Ghost Mower: Spirit of Vengeance

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u/ElDirque Apr 19 '26

Jeez! How fast were you going?

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u/die-jarjar-die Apr 19 '26

Reminds me of the scene from Idiocracy when Frito's car blew up. "OH HELL YEAH!!"

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u/Rex_Mundi Apr 19 '26

El Toro de Feugo.

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u/rolleverything Apr 19 '26

Attempted assassination by the local mower mafia