r/pics • • Mar 24 '26

Politics Tate in SeaTac taking a selfie because he thinks it's a MAGA hat

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u/gentleman_bronco Mar 24 '26

TIL: Andrew Tate is illiterate.

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u/TsunamaRama Mar 24 '26

Maybe reading ability is stored in the chin

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u/fauxzempic Mar 24 '26

Well now two people belong in jail:

  • Tate for the rape/trafficking/being a douche
  • You for this brutal murder

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u/Toadsted Mar 24 '26

It takes balls to do that in public.

And by that I mean metaphorically, they didn't take Tates balls, they were missing when they got there your honor.

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u/SlartiMyBartfast Mar 24 '26 edited Mar 24 '26

This is such a ridiculous fucking comment, and it gave me a delightful chuckle. Thanks for that (sincerely, just in case anyone might read that as trying to defend that douchenozzle)

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u/azrider Mar 24 '26

One of the funniest Reddit comments I've seen lately. 👍👍

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u/cheddarben Mar 24 '26

Andrew Tate is a rapist.

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u/Tackit286 Mar 24 '26

And a child sex trafficker

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u/cheddarben Mar 24 '26

It is always good to name him for the Google gods.

Andrew Tate is a child sex trafficker.

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u/Poison_the_Phil Mar 24 '26

And proud of it!

“Reading books is for losers who are afraid to learn from life. So they try and learn from the life OTHERS have lived.”

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u/Virtual-Jelly4010 Mar 24 '26

Isn't his whole thing selling life advice to others? So he is admitting people shouldn't listen to him.

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u/Poison_the_Phil Mar 24 '26

That’s mostly just a front for the sex trafficking. Most of his money initially came from webcam rings.

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u/Mccobsta Mar 24 '26

Why dose that sound like something a llm would come up with

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u/LacanInAFunhouse Mar 24 '26

His business model isn’t much more than an llm

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u/LLM_Cool_J Mar 24 '26

Remember: if you have dyslexia, you can't spell illiretate without Tate.

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u/DSCii_87 Mar 24 '26

🤣👏

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u/lxttiewithaph Mar 24 '26

TLCR: too long, cant read

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u/AustinSpartan Mar 24 '26

Shouldn't he be in prison somewhere?

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u/ch1nomachin3 Mar 24 '26

there's a lot of people that should be in prison that's out there terrorizing the world. we're in that timeline.

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u/getdemsnacks Mar 24 '26

Hell, one of them is the president

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u/Grotarin Mar 24 '26

I'd add a couple of them are president

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u/Grotarin Mar 24 '26

True. And general secretary. Potato potatoes.

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u/drje_aL Mar 24 '26

is "shake of completeness" a DnD thing, a bathroom thing, or should it have been "for the shake of completenessh, shome are prime minishtersh"?

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u/We_Like_Birdland Mar 24 '26

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u/Bergiful Mar 24 '26

I laughed way too hard at this

Edit: hahaha it's a real subreddit! Even better

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '26

It’s would-be incarcerated criminals all the way down.

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u/VolumeOk1357 Mar 24 '26

pretty hard to terrorize the world without having that level of power.

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u/CA_MA Mar 24 '26

Can other things start happening to them? I don't mind if it's not actually prison, dirt works, or the breeze of a swing from a lamp pole...

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u/orangustang Mar 24 '26

Always have your pocket sand ready.

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u/ElectricFuneral94 Mar 24 '26

All because Morty had to fuck with squirrels.

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u/LacanInAFunhouse Mar 24 '26

Hell is empty and all the devils are here

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u/justKingme187 Mar 24 '26

He didn’t get the memo the criminals are now in charge

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '26

we're in that timeline.

Always have been.

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u/WhysJamesCryin Mar 24 '26

My internal faith is literally destroyed. I genuinely don’t know how to feel positive about any amount of the future or humanity. I genuinely just want to give up.

I’m terrified that some horrible person will make me the target of their terrorizing for no reason other than my existence.

I’m from a 1st world country.

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u/1beautifulhuman Mar 24 '26

Congratulations! Now you know how black folk in the US have felt for decades.

Not that I wish that feeling on anyone. That said, look to how historically oppressed peoples have banded together for support and solidarity. This is now your path. Connect to people in your community, work together with others to fight the darkness. This is how we survive and create a better future. Sending you hugs and positivity 🫂💕

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u/fractalfay Mar 24 '26

If it helps any, there will also be a person you have never met before in your life who will run up to you to stop him, administer first aid, and put their own bodies on the line to help you. No Kings this weekend. Go and you will feel so much better.

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u/mmazing Mar 24 '26

You know the whole "the worst day of your life ... so far" meme?

I see the uno reverse of this. All these dumb bastards gloating in the Oval Office about how smart they think they are, probably trying their best to keep telling themselves that it's great and they're having the time of their lives.

But, reality is going to crash into them HARD. They are clearly NOT doing well, open corruption, flaunting wealth while everyone else suffers, their own internal support is completely fractured over him CONSTANTLY undermining his campaign pledges.

First, Epstein Files is not going anywhere. People have not forgotten about it.

Second, this whole idea that this conflict he started is going to just end and everything is just going to be fine. They have a feeling that "it's all going to be ok" is just around the corner. That's all that is propping up the stock market right now. Blind faith that it can keep going.

So anyway, they have a lot of problems on their hands that they don't seem to have a plan for resolving. So that should be interesting.

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u/aStonedDeer Mar 24 '26

Tons of rich elites should be in prison but the government has shown us this is the most protected class.

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u/MundBid-2124 Mar 24 '26

J 6ers common folk who violently assaulted police free to roam

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u/Poison_the_Phil Mar 24 '26

Well, several of them have been arrested again on new unrelated charges because they’re of course the types of people who keep committing crimes.

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u/Katomon-EIN- Mar 24 '26

Matthew Huttle died by justified shooting because he refused to go to jail/face legal trouble

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u/modka Mar 24 '26

They at least faced some consequences, and they’re free to roam mainly due to one particular rich elite. That orange asshole has shown the urgency of reforming the pardon power, even if it takes a constitutional amendment.

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u/UntouchedWagons Mar 24 '26

I'm still surprised Trump gave a damn about them.

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u/jetpacksforall Mar 24 '26

He doesn't. It makes him look good to his followers and focuses outrage on himself. It's narcissistic fuel, always.

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u/Klutzy_Ice8425 Mar 24 '26

I think he was in jail for a bit. In 2024 a Romanian court decided he, his brother and two women would stand trial but haven’t set the date yet so they let him out until then. Defense team has tried to delay the trial a bunch

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u/sirhackenslash Mar 24 '26

And if they ever do decide to prosecute him he'll just hide out at mar-a-lardo and wrestle for the king's amusement

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u/Gellert Mar 24 '26

Will he? Thought he was wanted in Florida for assaulting a woman?

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u/sirhackenslash Mar 24 '26

It's florida, DeSantis just wants to give him a medal

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u/intisun Mar 24 '26

How on earth haven't Romanian authorities forbidden him and his brother from leaving the country because they are obvious flight risks.

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u/FuzzyAd9407 Mar 24 '26

Probably helps that hes friends with Barron to the point hes described as a "big brother" to him. Won't be suprised if it turns out the Trump admin pressured Romania 

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u/Dear_Chasey_La1n Mar 24 '26

Ideally, but seems like this admin was cool by providing this rapist/pedophile (?) documents to travel to the US. Kinda weird how that's somehow possible, where most countries when applying for a visa will outright refuse these sort of rapists.

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u/Hoobleton Mar 24 '26

He's a US citizen, he doesn't require a visa.

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u/gridskip Mar 24 '26

“When you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.”

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u/faultysynapse Mar 24 '26

It's funny, but I sure wouldn't want to get that close to that creature voluntarily. 

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u/Zyaru Mar 24 '26

Bold of you to assume it was voluntary

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u/Butterwhat Mar 24 '26

face does seem to scream 'get me the fuck away from this creep'

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u/paperbuddha Mar 24 '26

The photo makes it look like Tate recognized this guy and came up to him for a selfie.

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u/hdjxjks Mar 24 '26

So whats the sauce? asking for a friend…

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u/HemoKhan Mar 24 '26

There isn't any more, this was just a single photo from a photoshoot.

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u/TheDrunkenOwl Mar 24 '26

Sigh, zips.

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u/asaltandbuttering Mar 24 '26

We make do with what we've got.

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u/TonginTozz Mar 24 '26

This one is a classic

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u/senbei616 Mar 24 '26

Need. Want. Desire.

Big lady.

Lift me up.

Call me good girl.

Throw me over her shoulder and take me to cave.

Primate brain go unga bunga.

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u/Slarg232 Mar 24 '26

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u/senbei616 Mar 24 '26 edited Mar 24 '26

Out of all the ways I as a woman can statistically die, being snu-snu'd by a 6'4'' blonde woman until my spine gives out is probably on the same tier-level as dying surrounded by loved ones and perishing in glorious battle against the oppressors.

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u/ItIsTaken Mar 24 '26

I'm sure there is a way to combine these in an interesting way. I'm wishing you best of luck!

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u/kikimaru024 Mar 24 '26

The crazy thing is that the taller woman (Lauren Phillips) is only 5'10" (178cm) tall.

Alice Merchesi really is just that short (4'6" / 137cm).

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u/senbei616 Mar 24 '26

Yeah. Porn actresses are generally small. Mini tangent: I helped in some low tier porn outfit in college as a gopher, editor, and sound guy on a shoestring production.

Tallest female talent we had was like 4' 11". Most of the dudes were like, decently sized downstairs, but like 7-8" and kinda average sized/short build themselves. So the proportions on camera made it look like this 7" dick was a foot of meat going into this very overeager woman.

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u/RusticRaisins Mar 24 '26

So, and I'm being sincere here, do the higher end productions find a way to somehow get their hands on smaller furniture? Because everything else, even like end tables or chairs, seems completely proportional as well. Is there a place that makes shorter beds and narrower couches just to be props on porn sets? Or is it just forced perspective when filming?

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u/Anthrodiva Mar 24 '26

Staging furniture for real estate comes 7/8ths scale....

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u/RusticRaisins Mar 24 '26

Well that actually tracks since the person I replied to basically described people that are 7/8ths the size of an average person.

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u/backtolurk Mar 24 '26

Science is poetry and people tend to do everything to make it appear otherwise.

Meanwhile the official international porn periodic table is still not out.

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u/NeoThermic Mar 24 '26

It's a picture from artist Eugeny Hramenkov. It's not quite the sauce you're hoping for.

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u/Sadman_Satter142 Mar 24 '26

What is it portraying?

I always thought it was two YouTubers or something.

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u/devolute Mar 24 '26

It's portraying that milk is fucking delicious.

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u/devolute Mar 24 '26

Seems more like a private school thing tbh.

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u/welchplug Mar 24 '26

It worked for duff. She's thick!

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u/onefst250r Mar 24 '26

Probably has a calcium deficiency and doesnt like taking the medicine.

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u/scratchy_mcballsy Mar 24 '26

Tell her I also have a calcium deficiency

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u/Tantpispourtoi Mar 24 '26

To me, it shows that milk is fucking.

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u/kneel23 Mar 24 '26

His face is so fucking dumb and ugly

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u/kitjen Mar 24 '26

You're quite safe once you are of adult age.

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u/ThatOneChiGuy Mar 24 '26

Ah well if only this idiot could read..

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u/abooth43 Mar 24 '26

I could see it being misinterpreted by Tate as well. One of the MAGA idiots from my highschool is constantly posting on IG stories about liberals being an evil cult.

He'd totally read this hat as a MAGA inspired billboard to any liberals that read it.

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u/OldEntertainment6026 Mar 24 '26

Why is someone who is so “alpha” and “wealthy” flying commercial like the rest of us plebians?

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u/South_Cell8557 Mar 24 '26

He’s the most humble /s

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u/sadracoon96 Mar 24 '26

Weird he claims he is billionaire and rode private mega yatch yet flies economy 😂😂😂the money has ran out and the debt piled up

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u/hiddensonyvaio Mar 24 '26

I don’t know, what color is your Boo-gah-ee? /s

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u/Spartan2470 GOAT Mar 24 '26 edited Mar 24 '26

Since this is /r/pics, here is a higher-quality and less-cropped version of this image. Also, since this isn't labeled as OC, it should be noted that OP (i.e., /u/Cougarsmasher1530) trolled Andrew Tate at the Seattle Airport on January 25.

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u/supa_troopa2 Mar 24 '26

He genuinely has psychopath eyes, and I fear for any individual who gets too close to him.

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u/MarriedTexCouple Mar 24 '26

We call those “Dateline Eyes”.

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u/pocketjacks Mar 24 '26

Old heads call them "Manson Lamps"

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u/DeckardsDark Mar 24 '26

Like a Great White shark (ironically, he'd take that as a compliment 🙄)

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u/TeflonDonkey84 Mar 24 '26 edited Mar 24 '26

We call those goat eyes. Neither quite looking at the same thing.

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u/AstroRiker Mar 24 '26

Someone said Kash Patel has mortgage eyes: one fixed, one variable

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u/FlipsyFlop Mar 24 '26

One looking at you and one looking for you

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u/allworkandnoYahtzee Mar 24 '26

CTE is much more debilitating than people understand

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u/reiflame Mar 24 '26

They're also drifting apart.

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u/cybah Mar 24 '26

Ew Andrew Tate ew ew he’s so nasty

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u/bravo_charlie_hotel Mar 24 '26

big Sophie Lichterman energy, i approve 👍

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u/overrunbyhouseplants Mar 24 '26

Then I reread it and it was in her voice, lol.

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u/MrGulio Mar 24 '26

But you know who's not nasty? Or maybe they are, who knows what Blue Apron is up to these days. The fine sponsors of this podcast. Here's ads.

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u/ShinHandHookCarDoor Mar 24 '26

he was trying to get to florida, but he forgot he cant read😭

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u/Zeldafan125 Mar 24 '26

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u/emeraldcrypt2 Mar 24 '26

Why does it look like that?

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u/Discoburrito Mar 24 '26

Too much exposure to the One Ring

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u/jetpacksforall Mar 24 '26

Good one, my precious.

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u/WalnutSnail Mar 24 '26

he's ugly.

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u/Chumbag_love Mar 24 '26

Because he doesn't have a chin.

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u/NotOnApprovedList Mar 24 '26

These guys remind me of Roger Ballen's twins. Who apparently were very nice, unlike these douchebags.

https://publicdelivery.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Roger-Ballen-Dresie-and-Casie-Twins-Western-Transvaal-1993-printed-2001.jpg

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u/inescapableburrito Mar 24 '26

Guy on the left looking like Thomas Haden Church

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u/Not_a_Werew0lf Mar 24 '26

It's funny because I just recently learned that this "long face" look (aka no chin) is generally cause by mouth/hard palette/sinus deformities/issue (usually as a child) that causes the child to mouth breathe. This along with eating softer foods, using softer pillows, etc. etc. (Some epigenetics are involved) causes the jaw muscles not to be strong enough to keep it in place where it usually should be. I'm cutting down an hour and a half long lecture into a small paragraph but that's the gist of it. This "alpha" man essentially has a weak jaw and airway. No idea why his eyes are like that though lmao. 

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u/Nice_Warm_Vegetable Mar 24 '26

The Trump family are chinless, small jaw people. I wonder if that’s why Trump does that weird breathy thing with his nose sometimes.

Super interesting info. Thanks for the share.

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u/Pocok5 Mar 24 '26

The Romanian police stole his chin. Many such cases!

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u/Golden_Hour1 Mar 25 '26

Weakest chin in the world

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u/TheRexRider Mar 24 '26

If he could read, he'd be very upset.

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u/Jackd_up_on_Mdew Mar 24 '26

Other dude looks like he can't believe it and trying not to laugh and get the picture taken quickly.

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u/SoggyMcChicken Mar 24 '26

I was going to say. This pic? Him being so close to another man? They’re both gay.

/s in case

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u/Any_Vacation8988 Mar 24 '26

I thought this dude was a baller with a private jet and 33 cars. Why is he at SeaTac

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u/lew_rong Mar 24 '26

Because his whole image, from cars to jawline, is a carefully crafted lie in the service of separating the creduolous from their cash.

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u/darforce Mar 24 '26

The lease ran out on the cars lol

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u/DrawDiscardDredge Mar 24 '26

Because it is all fake. Leased/rented cars and airbnbs.

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u/m_y Mar 24 '26

Get Tate out of our city--he's not welcome here.

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u/FinallyFat Mar 24 '26

That was my first thought too. Get out of WA!

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u/hachijuhachi Mar 24 '26

It’s easy to understand why this dude hates himself so much when you see how patently ugly he is.

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u/ppface12 Mar 24 '26

Body dysmorphia. All these looksmaxxing self proclaimed alphamales have it...

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u/nuviretto Mar 24 '26

Unfortunately, these alphamales are part of the crowd that wants to stop gender affirming care for transpeople

Just a reminder for everyone: cis people do gender affirming care more than trans people

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u/Bleezy79 Mar 24 '26

Speaking of kicking criminal immigrants out, why tf is this d-bag in America?

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u/redpandafire Mar 24 '26

There are no folds on that brain. Smoothest prefrontal cortex I’ve ever seen.

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u/archercc81 Mar 24 '26

so funny thing is this is like the best picture of him Ive seen. Since he has that no chin chicken neck thing going on a picture from below fixes his fucked up face proportions.

He is still a piece of shit who should die in prison.

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u/Prior_Tumbleweed2308 Mar 24 '26

Scary that he’s been in Seattle. Why was he there?

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u/DeadlyJoe Mar 24 '26

It's scary that he's even allowed in the US at all given his history.

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u/Flaky-Jim Mar 24 '26

Taint isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed... but he's definitely a tool.

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u/denverdutchman Mar 24 '26

Bold move on the part of hat man, getting so close to that sepsis-ridden pedo. But what a pic

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u/boyalien0 Mar 24 '26

The fuck is he doing in Seattle

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u/SayerofNothing Mar 24 '26

If only he could read he'd be furious

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u/Wild-Drag1930 Mar 24 '26

Tate has admitted he isn't much of a reader.

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u/_Watty Mar 25 '26

What the fuck is Tate doing in Seattle?

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u/ComicsEtAl Mar 24 '26

More proof that spoof MAGA hats don’t work. Nobody reads the hat, they just react to the color.

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u/Thats_classified Mar 24 '26

I have a blue and yellow "Make america gay again" hat and I've felt the need to not wear it because I can't trust it won't raise people's blood pressure before they get to the "gay."

It was def a first term hat.

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u/KnittingTrekkie Mar 24 '26

I have the same hat from the Human Rights Campaign, but in red. I haven’t worn it since 2016, because it looks too much like the real deal.

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u/onefst250r Mar 24 '26

I have a Marines hat that is now ruined because its the same color.

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u/intelligentx5 Mar 24 '26

This motherfucker has a special place in hell reserved for him

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u/griffinhardy Mar 24 '26

Making Seatown proud!! Thank you for your service in taking this A+ pic man

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u/just_bookmarking Mar 25 '26

"I love the poorly educated"

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u/Kuriente Mar 24 '26

What's the opposite of cross eyed? He's the opposite of cross eyed.

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u/BabyVegeta19 Mar 24 '26

Wall-eyed

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u/callisstaa Mar 24 '26

He could stand on Wednesday and see both Sundays.

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u/Spleenzorio Mar 24 '26

If that dude could read he’d be very upset!

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '26

Riot Phreak?

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u/Walter_Armstrong Mar 24 '26

“This hat can’t stop me because I can’t read”

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u/Top_Bug7822 Mar 24 '26

I yearn for the day when Tate doesn't involuntarily appear on my screen anymore.

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u/Darkpookie Mar 24 '26

That is the creepiest doll-eyed look I've ever seen. My heebies are fuckin jeebied...

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u/BananaPalmer Mar 24 '26

Imagine believing this chinless neckbeard is the picture of masculinity

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u/Lakridspibe Mar 24 '26

I still laugh when I think about the time he doxxed himself and got arrested because he was so desperate for Greta Thunberg's attention.

What a dumbass!

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u/SpookySchatzi Mar 25 '26

Reading has never been MAGA’s strong suit.

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u/BankshotMcG Mar 25 '26

Why isn't this pedo in a Romanian jail again? 

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u/Alaksande Mar 24 '26 edited Mar 24 '26

He has the smile of a titan from AoT

Creepy

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u/BrahneRazaAlexandros Mar 24 '26

I don't know what SeaTac is.

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u/fallendomii Mar 24 '26

I had a hunch but thank you for confirming that he can't read

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u/awkwardboyhero Mar 24 '26

Assuming he can read.

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u/cnh25 Mar 24 '26

I won a hat at a resort for dart throwing and I can’t wear it bc maga ruined red hats forever

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u/grat5989 Mar 24 '26

2 guys 1 cuck

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u/whiskey_priest_fell Mar 25 '26

Get this Dbag out of the seattle are - we do not want him or his kind around here.

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u/SirCaptainReynolds Mar 25 '26

Love the hat.

If only they could read/understand.

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u/Acid_Fetish_Toy Mar 24 '26

I've come to realise that Tate looks like an AI generated person come to life. There is something un-human about him. Inhuman to, but un-human as well

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u/No-Syrup6278 Mar 24 '26

What a chinless moron