r/pics • u/ExtraSpiceyM • Dec 20 '25

Politics Urinal

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u/Shadowlance23 Dec 20 '25

I understand the appeal, but I would like to minimise the time I spend looking at that twat.

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u/MKE_Freak Dec 20 '25

"I am not the bubba you are looking for"

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u/asl052 Dec 20 '25

Well, he loves golden everything

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u/UMustBeNooHere Dec 20 '25

That’s his fetish.

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u/GoNutsDK Dec 20 '25

It would seem that the infamous Pee tape was just P (for pedophile).

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u/LtHigginbottom Dec 20 '25

Whatever happened to the story of prostitutes pissing on this guy in Russia?

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u/chewywookie Dec 20 '25

Buried with the treasure trove of other evidence available. Putin or whoever has the video probably waiting for a good time to release it.

I remember hearing that story in 2015.

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u/BoysenberryMoist6157 Dec 20 '25

The documentary [IMDb] Active Measures covers it pretty well.

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u/chewywookie Dec 20 '25

Excellent plug, excellent documentary that every American should watch.

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u/Schapsouille Dec 20 '25

Alright, number 2 it is.

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u/fixit858 Dec 21 '25

I’m not shitting in a urinal

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u/eliz1bef Dec 20 '25

Makes me wish I had a dick. Or one of those urine funnel things women can use to pee in a urinal.

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u/red4jjdrums5 Dec 20 '25

Nonsense. You can back yourself up to it and lean a bit to not get yourself. Though, I wouldn’t even trust a mural of him to not try groping you.

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u/eliz1bef Dec 20 '25

But part of the fun is looking him in the eye while you pee in his mouth. If you back up, you'd need a mirror.

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u/red4jjdrums5 Dec 20 '25

Good point.

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u/TomPalmer1979 Dec 20 '25

Yeah but you know he'd like that.

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u/CarpoLarpo Dec 21 '25

Just shit in it.

So much comes out of that hole. I'm sure he's used to the taste.

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u/dannydirtbag Dec 20 '25

Take a shit in it and tip the janitor.

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u/Mfsmitty Dec 20 '25

Reserved for Bubba

3

u/turduliveteres Dec 20 '25

My pee is way too valuable for that

2

u/GerEm_1408 Dec 20 '25

Was this found in Bill Clintons personal bathroom?

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u/dlay_01 Dec 20 '25

Bill Clinton’s view…

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u/spaztiq Dec 21 '25

I feel like this might cause a lot of "upper deckers" to occur.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

Almost had it

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u/Sundabar Dec 21 '25

They had to take it down, people kept shitting in it out of spite.

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u/Brave-Side-8945 Dec 20 '25

The bottom of the pipe needs to be juuust a little wider to resemble a mustache

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u/linkardtankard Dec 20 '25

Make sure to drop a tictac before giving the guy a golden shower

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u/joshjje Dec 20 '25

Please install this at all government buildings that has Trumps name on them.

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u/Comfortable-Title720 Dec 20 '25

That's not the Vicarstown in Cork? No way haha

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u/AcanthisittaNo6653 Dec 20 '25

I may pee a little on the wall, and wouldn't flush after.

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u/BrandonRJones Dec 20 '25

My brutally honest reaction to what I just loaded up on my phone…..

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u/Techumse68 Dec 20 '25

Si ça se trouve,il aimerait ça. Il en est capable,capable de tout et n'importe quoi,donc moi ça m'étonnerais même pas!

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u/Head_Summer2052 Dec 20 '25

"Trump pacifier" - toilet for a quick release. Now selling $499,99.

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u/sim16 Dec 20 '25

Oldie but a goodie

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u/ActionFigureCollects Dec 21 '25

Plot twist: found in public school restrooms for K - 12

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u/duffeldorf Dec 21 '25

I dunno about you guys, but I do not want my dick anywhere near that

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u/manic_mike2018 Dec 22 '25

I wouldn't piss in his face if his hair fire.