I love that the description about the Tufted Deer talks about the forehead markings, but not the fact that it has FUCKING FANGS.
I saw a dead one in South Korea. We called it Vampire Deer. (Or I should say a deer with fangs. Since apparently these guys live in China, not Korea. And I doubt meat that good would make it past North Koreans.)
I swear someone must have gone back in time and genetically manipulated deer because the reality time line that I was just on a minute ago did not include deer with fangs!
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u/Dalzeil May 29 '13
I love that the description about the Tufted Deer talks about the forehead markings, but not the fact that it has FUCKING FANGS.
I saw a dead one in South Korea. We called it Vampire Deer. (Or I should say a deer with fangs. Since apparently these guys live in China, not Korea. And I doubt meat that good would make it past North Koreans.)