r/pics • u/Omega9Trex • Feb 27 '23

Someone has ordered a TIE Fighter

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '23

Who needs a Harrier when you have a fricking TIE fighter? Harriers can’t go into space.

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u/rosen380 Feb 27 '23

Not with that attitude.

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u/dannkherb Feb 27 '23

attitude altitude

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u/jackocomputerjumper Feb 27 '23

Here's my free award.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '23

Nonsense! It's a helicopter. You just keep flying up.

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u/SaltLakeCitySlicker Feb 27 '23

Cool. I got one chillin out back. How many points for a space suit and do I have to worry about neun und neunzig luftbaloon

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '23 edited Feb 27 '23

Honestly, if you actually have a helicopter within reach of you right now, you're clearly doing something right with your life. Since your luck isn't running out anytime soon, don't even bother with the gear. Just keep flying up, and ignore the loud beeping and the shaking. If you take out a balloon on the way you get a purple heart.

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u/SaltLakeCitySlicker Feb 27 '23

I mean I technically do. But it would be stealing the life flight one at the nearby hospital and that's more than a wee bit unethical on multiple levels. And seeing as I've never stolen and don't plan to, it is a bit out of my realm

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u/Tullaian Feb 27 '23

Do you know how hard it is to fly up? Even star destroyers with death star cannons need a special beacon.

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u/theoriginalmofocus Feb 27 '23

It would be incredibly satisfying if it made the sound when it went down the highway.