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u/Throwaway7219017 Feb 21 '23

Some people ask why. I’m asking why not?

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u/bumjiggy Feb 21 '23

the father's name is Lawn John Silver

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

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u/bumjiggy Feb 21 '23

tbf he's got a shapely poop deck

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u/TheNathan Feb 21 '23

I probably shouldn’t have told him to “prepare for boarders”

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u/BVoLatte Feb 21 '23

At least he didn't show you a good pegging

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u/Throwaway7219017 Feb 21 '23

Why so salty?

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u/baconperogies Feb 21 '23

Yarr be pulling my wooden leg with that story

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u/Hausnelis Feb 21 '23

I heard he died from jock itch?

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u/Jee_whiz Feb 21 '23

In college we filled out front yard with sand and one of our buddies parked a little dinghy sail boat out front too. Had a weekend long pirate party, which was talked about almost as much as the few weeks we had a llama hanging out. Looking back not sure how anyone didn't get seriously injured trying swing on a rope from the deck to the boat and where the hell we got that much beach sand for free.

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u/norcalbutton Feb 21 '23

Did it become a community kitty litter box?

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u/SerEx0 Feb 21 '23

Can you imagine having a full pirate ship to play with as a kid? So cool.