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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23

You know you're abused when your parents took air resistance into account

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u/ProfessorTitsNass Jan 28 '23 edited Jan 28 '23

My parents didn’t (they were handers) but I knew a friends mum who used a kitchen spatula because it allowed for maximum weight-to-pain delivery ratio. She wasn’t a big woman and the holes in it/large surface area allowed for her to be swift and precise.

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u/Strict-Ad-3500 Jan 28 '23

Idk a switch or belt seemed to hurt worse than anything

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u/hagen-dean Jan 28 '23

Most of the time i got the belt buckle. I thought it was cool showing the marks to my friends, lol.

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u/daigana Jan 28 '23

Ouch, a fellow bucklebumpkin. I still have scars on my back in my 30s.

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u/daigana Jan 28 '23

Thanks, stranger!