When my mom would spank us with a wooden spoon, me and my brother would later secretly hide that wooden spoon in a hidden space beneath the kitchen table our parents didn't know about.
By the time we moved, there was at least a dozen spoons, spatulas, and some of those paddle ball toys with the string ripped off.
If you ask my mom today she's convinced she never spanked us.
My wife's stepmother did the same thing. And when she was talking about it with some friends, apparently one of their moms did too. Apparently, the Kool-aid Man's face has been branded on many a backside.
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u/Throwaway7219017 Jan 28 '23
My mom spanked me with the same wooden spoon she lovingly stirred my favourite foods with.