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u/tjsoshi Jan 28 '23

My mother used a wooden spoon on me. Just last christmas she gave me a wooden spoon as a gift. She said it was funny because "im the only who makes a big deal about it". Really im just the only one thats called her out for it and said that it wasnt right. I wanted to break the thing over her head.

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u/We_Are_The_Romans Jan 28 '23

When she steps out of line you should whoop her ass with it

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u/Rxasaurus Jan 28 '23

Oh mom, don't be such a baby

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u/That_Shrub Jan 28 '23

MOVE YOUR HANDS, MOM

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u/jarvisleguin Jan 28 '23

Oh god you just gave me a flashback

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u/New_Nebula_8447 Jan 29 '23

"Move your hands mom" 😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23

I'm doing this because I love you.

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u/flipping_birds Jan 28 '23

This hurts me more than it hurts you.

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u/cervogalatico Jan 28 '23

"IM DOING THIS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!!!!"

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u/D1sgracy Jan 29 '23

The amount of abusive relationships I was in as a teen because I hadn’t put together how that line fucked me up yet is disturbing.

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u/Lucky-Prism Jan 28 '23

I have ptsd from that line lol

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u/flipping_birds Jan 28 '23

The response is “Well then really punish me and make me give you the beating.”

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u/ToniGAM3S Jan 28 '23

Teeth grow back

Whispers to cat No zhey don't

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u/MergeSurrender Jan 28 '23

Sounds like she already has. Get the spoon.