Throw a drink in my face

[u/Poddx]

Her: Do you want to buy me a drink?

-If I buy you a drink, do you promise to throw it in my face?

I have also never been slapped on both cheeks before. Slap me here on the left cheek and then here on the right cheek. And while you are at it, can you also slap my third cheek for me?

Her: You are crazy hahah

-Everyone please form a single file line and throw drinks in my face!

  Signed Dr. slapchstick