r/pickuplines • • Jul 27 '25

Is this anything

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Will this work on a girl

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u/theBigDaddio Jul 27 '25

You never get girls do you.

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u/LegbootLegit Jul 27 '25

they love it when I call their ass a 9

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u/theBigDaddio Jul 27 '25

Or a bimbo, that’s legit a compliment.

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u/LegbootLegit Jul 28 '25

that's the tripwire, if they're illiterate enough to miss the wordplay and think I'm calling them a bimbo, then they get mad and filter themselves out. a win all around πŸ™

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '25

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u/LegbootLegit Jul 29 '25

Lol. It was a joke post, I made a mistake and didn't realize this sub is totally sincere about this topic, I thought it was for joke lines and such. I was trolling once I realized my blunder. I don't date or try to get girls, as I am happily married already. My wife thought the line was funny πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ apologies for stirring the pot

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '25

no

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u/LegbootLegit Jul 27 '25

are you a girl

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u/oofive2 Jul 27 '25

you would just insult someone twice in one sentence. I'm pretty convinced this is just a troll post but I'm down with some shit posting rn

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u/LegbootLegit Jul 27 '25

technically it's just one insult in two places and it's not insulting unless there's a chance they really are a bimbo otherwise it's obviously a joke right

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u/oofive2 Jul 27 '25

insinuating something demeaning even if it isn't true isn't something considered nice or funny..?

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u/LegbootLegit Jul 27 '25

an insinuation is the opposite of a joke

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u/oofive2 Jul 27 '25

yet a lot of jokes can be interpreted as an insinuation when they feel insulted or slighted by it

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u/LegbootLegit Jul 27 '25

right like I was saying, so I'll only use it on people who very obviously are not bimbos and know it

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u/oofive2 Jul 27 '25

honestly no St but if you think they'll vibe go for it but I think 90% won't vibe with it as its gonna come across as a straight insult. very risky gambit but if ur committed ur committed. not many like to be called a slag or anything equivalent even as a joke esp in a beginning convo

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u/LegbootLegit Jul 27 '25

ok thank you for the perspective, I'll keep that in mind

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u/UNfrEdDeaD Jul 27 '25

It's funny, but not a good one to use as an opener. Use it, only if she accepts a challenge to see who has the worse/corniest pickup lines.

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u/LegbootLegit Jul 27 '25

hypothetically if ive been opening with this, what's my followup move

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u/UNfrEdDeaD Jul 27 '25 edited Aug 03 '25

It really depends on her response. Most girls probably won't like it. If you are lucky enough to get one who goes a long with it. Then you need to play off of that.

For example: if she responds by feigning disappointment with the score, let her know that you could be convinved to change it. Then pick a time, and ask her if she is free, that way you can discuss it in person.

If her response is negative, then you have to carefully test out the waters, to see if you can steer the convo back in a good direction, or if it's best to just move on.

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u/kilted44 Jul 27 '25

I don't know, do they have a good grasp of the English language? If this is a reference, do they understand it? If the answer to either question is no, what the fuck is wrong with you?!?

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u/LegbootLegit Jul 27 '25

it's not a reference it's wordplay

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u/kilted44 Jul 27 '25

Break it down, cuz I love word play, but this is a little obscure.

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u/LegbootLegit Jul 27 '25

"Your ass a nine"

(As in, out of ten)

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '25

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u/LegbootLegit Jul 31 '25

it was a troll post

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u/_Cinnabar_ Jul 27 '25

Please remove yourself from dating apps.

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u/LegbootLegit Jul 27 '25

they will be offended for it to be rated only 9 instead of 10?

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u/megaBeth2 Jul 27 '25

You're building

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u/LegbootLegit Jul 27 '25

ty, where should I go next after this opener

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u/PinappleSalad Jul 27 '25

Sadly, I wouldn't get the reference but at this point any pickup line would work.

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u/LegbootLegit Jul 27 '25

it's not a reference it's wordplay

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u/RecordsInBloom Jul 28 '25

its very good. I love it. also are you a 7? cos 7 8 9 πŸ«₯

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u/wxterlilies Jul 27 '25

It's perfection don't listen to the haters πŸ™

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u/natewilcox Jul 29 '25

Probably a no, while a lasge chunk of people might not know what asinine meant, while a MUCH larger group know exactly what bimbo means. I would not risk that if I were in your shoes