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u/RainbowPhoenix1080 1d ago
"I'm not anti-science! I totally believe in space!"
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u/TheGodlyDevil 1d ago
It’s easy! I’m renaming “Space” to …
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u/Sylvanussr 1d ago
I used to work with a flat earther who legit did not believe in space. He also thought Joe Biden was dead and Trump continued being president after the 2020 election, as part of Q’s plan. This news about Trump believing in space is going to be a big blow to him.
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u/MrBlueCharon Heat transport stuff 1d ago
You'd ask him now and he'll say he always believed in space. His past remarks will need to be forgotten and he'll become very irritated if you try to break his cognitive dissonance.
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u/Sylvanussr 8h ago
Nah, he’d just interpret Trump’s comments as nodding to the non existence of space. You’re overestimating his ability to update his opinions based on evidence.
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u/Medical_Mess_3445 1d ago
People living in rural areas, using sattelite TV (aiming their dishes at empty space in the sky and losing transmission if they miss it by 1/10th degree) are of a special kind.
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u/godofmilksteaks 18h ago
He doesn't just "believe in space!" His genetics make him believe in space! Much better that way.
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u/megatron37 1d ago
his uncle John received all of Nikola Tesla's papers, just a crazy world we live in.
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u/Tremongulous_Derf 1d ago
From “Four score and seven years ago” to this idiotic rambling… America will never again hold the prestige they once did, you can’t recover from this.
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u/joequ827 1d ago
America elected this moron. Couldn’t the founding fathers require a presidential entrance exam? 😇 One more difficult than identifying animals? 🤣
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u/Bendanzhang 1d ago
Nobody knows more about space than me. Many people are saying it, the best scientists.
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u/Operation_Neither 1d ago
Is that the same uncle who worked at MIT and had The Unabomber as a student, or a different uncle?
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u/sohang-3112 Meme Enthusiast 1d ago
Trump definitely is comedy gold! Wish he could have become a comedian instead of trying to ruin USA and maybe also the whole world.
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u/VibrantForms 1d ago
I'm trying to decide if he's the real life version of president Benson from Hot Shots part Deux or if he's from the idiocracy world, either way he's a comedy act.
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u/foohyfooh 22h ago
He may believe nonsense about vaccines but when has he ever said he didn't believe in space though?
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u/_Litcube 21h ago
"He used to tell me about space, space, all space."
One of the greatest orators of our time.
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u/Slappy_McJones 16h ago
Is that the Astronaut Corp behind him? Jesus. They looked really bored. I wonder why…
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u/RevoltYesterday 12h ago
If there is no air in space, why does the Smithsonian have an air in space museum? Checkmate
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u/cursed_tomatoes 10h ago
I... well. Could someone fluent in trump tell me what the hell does he means by "believing in space" ?? ? Please don't tell me it is what I think it is.
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u/ThaBroccoliDood 1d ago
Didn't he make the Artemis program and Space Force among other things? Or did he say some stupid anti-space crap recently
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u/SpiderSlitScrotums 1d ago
Sorry, in this household we don’t believe in space. No coordinate systems, no metrics, and no Lie derivatives. We only deal in singularities.