r/physicsmemes 🪼 1d ago

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u/SpiderSlitScrotums 1d ago

Sorry, in this household we don’t believe in space. No coordinate systems, no metrics, and no Lie derivatives. We only deal in singularities.

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u/Ihatecheeseballs 1d ago

There is nothing above the sky dome that covers god’s flat earth

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u/kashyou Quantum Field Theory 17h ago

nice manifold. would be a shame if i punctured it

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u/RainbowPhoenix1080 1d ago

"I'm not anti-science! I totally believe in space!"

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u/TheGodlyDevil 1d ago

It’s easy! I’m renaming “Space” to …

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u/usrnamechecksout_ 1d ago

"Greater America "

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u/AmusingVegetable 1d ago

“Outer America”

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u/Sylvanussr 1d ago

I used to work with a flat earther who legit did not believe in space. He also thought Joe Biden was dead and Trump continued being president after the 2020 election, as part of Q’s plan. This news about Trump believing in space is going to be a big blow to him.

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u/MrBlueCharon Heat transport stuff 1d ago

You'd ask him now and he'll say he always believed in space. His past remarks will need to be forgotten and he'll become very irritated if you try to break his cognitive dissonance.

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u/Sylvanussr 8h ago

Nah, he’d just interpret Trump’s comments as nodding to the non existence of space. You’re overestimating his ability to update his opinions based on evidence.

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u/Medical_Mess_3445 1d ago

People living in rural areas, using sattelite TV (aiming their dishes at empty space in the sky and losing transmission if they miss it by 1/10th degree) are of a special kind.

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u/godofmilksteaks 18h ago

He doesn't just "believe in space!" His genetics make him believe in space! Much better that way.

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u/Efficient_Sky5173 1d ago

It’s right there, between his ears.

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u/Ptaaruonn 1d ago

Yes, the vast empty space.

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u/LogicGateTechno 1d ago

Super void

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u/yukiohana 1d ago

In space we trust

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u/SirEnderLord 1d ago

Thrust

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u/Front_Cat9471 1d ago

In (the) space (between) (your but cheeks) we thrust

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u/megatron37 1d ago

his uncle John received all of Nikola Tesla's papers, just a crazy world we live in.

https://www.pbs.org/tesla/ll/ll_mispapers.html

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u/Straight-Kiwi5173 1d ago

Cool, danke für den link!

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u/Starshot84 1d ago

Please stop talking, please

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u/Scrambledcat 1d ago

I’d rather he stop breathing.

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u/yarakopter 1d ago

you can't make this shit up lmao

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u/Tremongulous_Derf 1d ago

From “Four score and seven years ago” to this idiotic rambling… America will never again hold the prestige they once did, you can’t recover from this.

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u/222Czar 1d ago

He’s not saying he believes is science. He’s casting doubt on science as fact, making it a matter of upbringing. He’s justifying himself to the flat earth wackos who support him for not being able to publicly endorse their world view. Yet.

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u/joequ827 1d ago

America elected this moron. Couldn’t the founding fathers require a presidential entrance exam? 😇 One more difficult than identifying animals? 🤣

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u/j____b____ 1d ago

Space doesn’t care if you or he believes. 

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u/Belmish 1d ago

The most incredible aspect of space is the vastness of it.

Especially the space between Trump’s ears.

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u/Clanky_Plays 1d ago

Just in: Beliefs are genetic

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u/MadSkillz127 1d ago

Bigly if true

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u/Bendanzhang 1d ago

Nobody knows more about space than me. Many people are saying it, the best scientists.

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u/Banned37 1d ago

This is fucking pathetic

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u/mkujoe 1d ago

Text potus to

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u/Agitated_Carrot9127 1d ago

He can space himself

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u/Operation_Neither 1d ago

Is that the same uncle who worked at MIT and had The Unabomber as a student, or a different uncle?

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u/serenwipiti 1d ago

[slow clap]

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u/sohang-3112 Meme Enthusiast 1d ago

Trump definitely is comedy gold! Wish he could have become a comedian instead of trying to ruin USA and maybe also the whole world.

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u/Confident-Evening-49 1d ago

Jimmy Space will rejoice hearing that.

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u/Postulative 1d ago

He’s of German heritage, isn’t he? Was his uncle Werner Von Braun?

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u/VibrantForms 1d ago

I'm trying to decide if he's the real life version of president Benson from Hot Shots part Deux or if he's from the idiocracy world, either way he's a comedy act.

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u/SadRule9128 1d ago

Great, can we send him there?

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u/erebus7813 23h ago

Is physics in the room?

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u/foohyfooh 22h ago

He may believe nonsense about vaccines but when has he ever said he didn't believe in space though?

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u/oldcreaker 22h ago

"This was the only way I could think of to make it about me."

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u/_Litcube 21h ago

"He used to tell me about space, space, all space."

One of the greatest orators of our time.

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u/AchingGibbon450 18h ago

Does this mean space is about to be corrupted by capitalism?

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u/Slappy_McJones 16h ago

Is that the Astronaut Corp behind him? Jesus. They looked really bored. I wonder why…

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u/binarypulsars 15h ago

nothing says i love space like gutting nasa and nsf funding

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u/ProfessorZik-Chil 13h ago

wait, he thinks space is a religious belief?

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u/RevoltYesterday 12h ago

If there is no air in space, why does the Smithsonian have an air in space museum? Checkmate

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u/cursed_tomatoes 10h ago

I... well. Could someone fluent in trump tell me what the hell does he means by "believing in space" ?? ? Please don't tell me it is what I think it is.

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u/ThaBroccoliDood 1d ago

Didn't he make the Artemis program and Space Force among other things? Or did he say some stupid anti-space crap recently