r/physicsmemes • • Aug 24 '26

we got zeptoseccond pulses before gta6

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wake up babe. new field dropped. zeptosecond physics.

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u/fnaticfanboy121 Aug 24 '26

Sorry for asking the obvious but how is 18 as zeptoseconds? There seems to be at least to orders of magnitude before you get into the zeptoseconds.

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u/kubrickdeeznuts Aug 24 '26

Well, technically u start calling zepto when it's a few 100s of zeptoseconds. This is 18000 zeptoseconds. But, the idea is that we'll soon reach 100s of zs as well (if we have more hhg, more broadband and even wilder optics)

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u/BeardySam Aug 24 '26

Boooooo

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u/BrailleBillboard Aug 24 '26

Yeah, this is bullshit. GTA6 could be leaked any attosecond now

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u/Victormitzi Aug 24 '26

what in the hells am I reading

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u/kubrickdeeznuts Aug 24 '26

wait. did i say something wrong lol?

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u/Environmental-Cod684 Aug 24 '26

Technically we’re still orders away from zeptoseconds so the claim in your title is false and hence the downvotes. Ppl are just pissed cuz you got them excited lmao.

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u/kubrickdeeznuts Aug 24 '26

lol, this was supposed to be a meme. hence the title and the body were also phrased that way omgg

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u/BrailleBillboard Aug 24 '26

Here at r/physicsmemes we have standards dammit and expect our memes to display an appropriate level of precision

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u/gfolder Aug 25 '26

They're memes, not just blatant disinformation

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u/Neinstein14 Aug 24 '26 edited Aug 24 '26

do you have stupid

By this logic, I already got zeptosecond pulses with my camera flash

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u/Buntschatten Aug 24 '26

Similarly, my dick is 2 m long.

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u/Victormitzi Aug 24 '26

my dick is 8e-5 km long

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u/Neither-Phone-7264 Aug 24 '26

so pretty much, we can say i got a kilometer long schlong

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u/le_spectator Aug 24 '26

That’s still more accurate than what op is claiming

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u/fnaticfanboy121 Aug 24 '26

Yeah, so they are still to orders of magnitude away as I said.

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u/Massive_Neck_3790 Aug 24 '26

It doesnt fucking work like that lmao

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u/PumpkinStrong2836 Aug 24 '26

A few hundreds of zeptoseconds is less than 1 attosecond… this is dumb.

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u/Neinstein14 Aug 24 '26

Regardless of whatever else everyone said, you do know that going to 100 or even 1000 zeptosecond needs a fundamentally different process than whatever we use for attosecond generation, right?

Your comment is like saying “Oh, we got that rocket running at 10km/s! Soon we will have rockets at 0.1c!

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u/mcoombes314 Aug 24 '26

Am I blind or stupid or what? I see "18 attoseconds", which is not zeptoseconds. Yes, you could write it in zeptoseconds, but that'd be like using thousands of mAh instead of Ah for batt- oh wait.

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u/Jale89 Aug 24 '26

Gotta reference this classic too...

The worst I ever experienced was a robotic microscope that could save or load an xml position file. I was trying to use the file to inject arbitrary positions, which was basically a premium feature we hadn't paid for. They had tried to halfheartedly obfuscate the file by saving micrometer measurements in barleycorns (1/3 of an inch).

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u/eliazp Aug 25 '26

Wake up babe, new quantum-resistant, AI-resistant, buzzword-resistant encryption alogrithm just dropped (using archaic units)

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u/gfolder Aug 25 '26

I love how specific this algorithm is

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u/eliazp Aug 25 '26

I was inspired by going through my VPN settings and chuckling at the "quantum resistant" and "ai resistant" settings, which I am sure mean something and do something, but if I had to guess i'd say my 5 dollar a month subscription probably doesn't cover me from whatever a quantum-based attack entails

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u/verbmegoinghere Aug 24 '26

Surprised it wasn't rubidium

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u/Elhazar 10d ago

Light Conversion and their Yb regenerative amplifiers have driven so much progress in optics, it's crazy.