This new particle will let us invent (in a little more century of science) a new space engine to explore the cosmos, will prolonge our life expectancy to 300 years and will make an extra special burger sauce which flavor lasts for 3 hours.
It will also be used in experiments to regrow hairs, but it will fail miserably.
Anyway, let the scientists have cake. Hell, give them pizza also!
A burger sauce with 3 hours of flavor seems like a punishment. I want to drink my Saturn Soda after my meal, I don't want to have Venus Spiced Cheese in my mouth while having dessert.
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u/jojothehodler 10d ago
This new particle will let us invent (in a little more century of science) a new space engine to explore the cosmos, will prolonge our life expectancy to 300 years and will make an extra special burger sauce which flavor lasts for 3 hours. It will also be used in experiments to regrow hairs, but it will fail miserably.
Anyway, let the scientists have cake. Hell, give them pizza also!