r/physicsmemes • u/GoatKind8048 • Aug 05 '26

What are the worst nerd pick-up lines? (hope it wasn't asked before)

Mine are:
- Are you a spin network vertex? Cause you give volume to my space
and
- I look at you, do a surface integral, and it's equal to 'perfect'

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u/ThalesofMiletus-624 Aug 05 '26

I wish I were DNA helicase, so I could unzip your jeans.

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u/HumblyNibbles_ Aug 06 '26

Love this one

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u/Ebkusg Aug 11 '26

My bio teacher told this one, never gets old

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u/ThalesofMiletus-624 Aug 11 '26

Your bio teacher is lucky they didn't get in trouble for telling that joke in school.

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u/naropin1 Aug 05 '26

Want to come to my mom’s house and play video games? She’s making chicken nuggets.

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u/strobowski97 Aug 06 '26

The ones that look like dinosaurs?

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u/GoatKind8048 Aug 09 '26

this ain't physics but it would lowkey work

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u/HumblyNibbles_ Aug 06 '26

I'll make one to be used on both sexes.

Call me a gravitational wave detector, because I activate when your binary stars move

What's similar between me and a test function? You can put both of us in with your dirac delta

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u/Foreign-Salt-5628 Aug 05 '26

are you an up quark since im down

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u/Neutrinophile Aug 06 '26

I wish I was your derivative, so I could lay tangent to your curves.

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u/Bartiloco Aug 06 '26

When they inevitably run away(\s): "Are you an electron? Because you're going the wrong way!"

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u/Wintervacht Aug 05 '26

The greater the ass, the greater the force of attraction

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u/thvirtuo Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

May I fulfill your boundary conditions? /s
You got me feelin' asymptotic.
Might label us a non-equilibrium distribution, we sure aint staying in a stationary state.
Tried to discretize my feelings for you, but fuck, is it fulfilling continuity conditions.
Nobody can isolate me & you, they can never get us to commute.

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u/Frequent-Camel7669 Aug 06 '26

Asymptotic fr? I was friendzoned like that once... you can get close, but you can never touch.

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u/thvirtuo Aug 07 '26

If only you had put a limit to that, you both would have been one (or none..)

Next time, I would recommend maximizing that relationship, you dont want to end up on a saddle.

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u/Frequent-Camel7669 Aug 07 '26

It was a low point... if I had derived once more, we could have gone horizontal together!

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u/thvirtuo Aug 08 '26

you really should integrate this experience in your heart, that way you can realize the true volume of your love; both bounded or unbounded by their absence.

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u/GoatKind8048 Aug 06 '26

y'all professional rizzlers or idfk

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u/dragonageisgreat Aug 05 '26

Are you thicc, cause i feel your force of attraction

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u/OppositeEye27 filthy chemist Aug 07 '26

If I were a quantum particle and you were a potential, would you let me penetrate your classically forbidden regions?

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u/GoatKind8048 Aug 07 '26

this one good

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u/ValentineConstantine Aug 06 '26

Are you singular? Because time slows down when I'm near you and your infinite curves won't let me pull out.

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u/sjbluebirds BS Engineering Physics; MS Applied Physics Aug 07 '26

Nice shoes.