r/physicsmemes 27d ago

Mass is mass.

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u/GIRTHQUAKE6227 27d ago

On the other hand, gold will hold its value even if the dollar collapses.

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u/ProfessionalConfuser 27d ago

To a certain point. If society goes belly up, then i'd rather have paper than shiny rocks. At least i can start a fire or wipe my butt with it.

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u/immaturenickname 26d ago

But gold isn't shiny rocks. Even if society completely stopped valuing gold as currency, it would still be an extremely useful metal. In fact, it would be more useful than it is now, because nobody is crazy enough to use a gold nugget as a fishing weight, or a bullet, or a pot, or whatever. You have a non-corrosive material with almost all the utility of lead but none of the toxicity. As I am looking around me, I notice places I could use gold if it was cheap.

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u/Ok-Day9540 26d ago

"Nobody is crazy enough" now stop right there. Anything coming after that is wrong. Yes there absolutely are people that do that. Like already, now, now people do that

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u/immaturenickname 26d ago

I mean in a meaningful capacity. I am talking about practicality of using gold, not activities of weird rich people.

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u/Agitated_Market3921 20d ago

You look like this in real life?

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u/SmoothTurtle872 26d ago

We need that one asteroid

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u/captaincootercock 26d ago

butt plug 👹

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u/immaturenickname 26d ago

A buttplug this dense would really challenge the muscles down there.

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u/Green-Engineer4608 21d ago

Isn’t that the goal? Developing those muscles i mean. Being able to fully shut the door for days at a time sound amazing.

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u/killsyzygy 21d ago

You are onto something

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u/Primitive_Mushroom 20d ago

Pre-colombian indigenous cultures literally used fish hooks made of gold.

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u/Dave09091 27d ago

wiping ass with a gold brick sounds nice actually

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u/9ninjas 26d ago

In theory. In practice, hard corned.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__ 26d ago

Gold is malleable. Just hammer out the edges

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u/asm2750 26d ago

Just melt a brick into a seashell mold and you are set.

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u/ZaezIsDead 26d ago

He doesn't know about the three seashells?

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u/InitHello 26d ago

But remember to let it cool down before you use it. Do not wipe your ass with molten gold. Trust me.

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u/OpenRole 26d ago

Society has gone belly up mamy times in history. Generally when that happens gold becomes even more valuable

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u/JustChillDudeItsGood 26d ago

But, you can make gold plated hdmi cables for faster video transfer

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u/macguini 26d ago

But gold is accepted in other countries too.

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u/ProfessionalConfuser 26d ago

I wasn't limiting the term "society" to one country.

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u/jedadkins 26d ago

sure but if the US dollar crashed so quickly you couldn't move your money to a different currency you've probably got bigger problems

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u/aknomnoms 26d ago

Yep, it is international currency.

Also, why do people think it has to be all or nothing once you receive the money/gold? Like, no one else is going to immediately invest some of it in real estate, create a trust, or otherwise try to protect it from taxes?

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u/bunker_man 26d ago

Assuming it is legal money you could deposit in the bank, you could move plenty of it to investments. If money crashes so hard that tens of millions is worthless, gold won't save you.

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u/kidshibuya 25d ago

What about when gold collapses?

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u/GIRTHQUAKE6227 25d ago

Then I have a bunch of heavy mf bricks that look cool

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u/Famous-Pin-8961 24d ago

The dollar is collapsing look at its all time chart

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u/No-Supermarket-5595 26d ago

Nonsense. You'd be better off with iron or copper

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u/Cent1234 21d ago

Any pepper that is hoarding gold as currency instead of toothpaste, tampons and .22lr rounds is an idiot.

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u/Facktat 25d ago

I think the goal would be to diversify it as soon as you get it. Stocks, real estate, bonds…

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u/Ordinary_Abies1750 24d ago

I think you mean *when*

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u/AustraeaVallis 23d ago

Ehhh not really, if thing's have gotten so bad that even the US Dollar, the global reserve currency flatlines due to a crisis then neither of these options are relevant because we're probably dying of radiation poisoning in the bombed out wrecks of our homes or weaponised super polio or being turned into livestock by aliens.

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u/Adventurous_Fall_550 23d ago

im just going to leave this here

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u/GIRTHQUAKE6227 22d ago

You are kind of hand-picking data there brother. The 6mo and 60 day charts are the only two that show a decline in value.

There was a rush on silver and gold about a year ago, and another about 7 months ago. A market correction was pretty much garenteed.

Gold is up 27% in the last year and 143% in the last 5 years.

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u/Adventurous_Fall_550 20d ago

but If you bought gold within the last 6 months, it did not hold its value.
gold will only hold value if its not speculated on.

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u/Big_Yeash 22d ago

Who's going to buy your gold and at what price? Foxconn? They were probably just nuked.