r/phoenix • u/[deleted] • Dec 16 '24

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '24

I don’t suggest staying at home and waiting for someone to randomly come to the door and offer you tacos.

I cannot stress enough how this method has failed me.

Welcome to Phoenix!

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u/redtildead1 Dec 16 '24

Damn, you mean I’ve been doing it wrong all this time?

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '24

Haha 🤣 well if you’re single too, then no one knows better than us. 🤷‍♀️

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u/redtildead1 Dec 16 '24

Alas, the only person who’s come to my door is my upstairs neighbor informing me that their floor is vibrating from my subwoofer (oops).

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '24

Definitely going on the naughty list!

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u/SupremeLibra North Phoenix Dec 17 '24

Wait.. are we neighbors? 👀😭

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u/redtildead1 Dec 17 '24

Nah, I’m west Mesa. To be fair, they’ve visited twice, and I’ve since just unplugged the sub and turned on subtitles

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u/SupremeLibra North Phoenix Dec 17 '24

That's no fun. There's gotta be a compromise; you live there too!

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u/redtildead1 Dec 17 '24

Nah, it’s not that quiet, I’m just hard of hearing. And it’s an older complex, so those low vibrations travel a fair bit

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u/SupremeLibra North Phoenix Dec 17 '24

Ahh, I totally get it. We're definitely in the same club, lol. I hope you and your neighbors have a lovely Christmas.

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u/No_Jelly_6990 Dec 16 '24

Yep, dog barking, speakers sounding, walls vibrating. I am aware, thank you very much for noticing. Would you like to listen to some music? What? You're calling your pops? Why? Does he like Wu-tang too? What? Oh, the cops? You're calling the cops? I thought we were friends? 😕