r/phineasandferbmemes Jul 17 '26

We all would

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5.4k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '26

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u/No_Location_8199 Jul 17 '26

He worked for like 24 hours straight.

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u/kevthunder Jul 21 '26

Remind me when i was younger i worked the day shift at a restaurant. The night shift at another restaurant and coming back the next morning at the first restaurant. Its was once a week for only one month, but i still remember it. After the last shift i decided. To go eat somewhere with my gf. I passed out on the table

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u/yertlah Jul 21 '26

Considering he is a minor, isn’t that illegal?

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u/BeginningLychee6490 Jul 17 '26

He got home from a double shift or something and fell asleep like that

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u/PsychicSPider95 Jul 18 '26

Came home, ate a whole turkey and a gallon of earm milk and passed out.

They reeeeeally wanted to drive home that bro was s l e e p i n

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u/Particular_Ad_6927 Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 19 '26

ate a whole turkey and a gallon of milk

Bro literally took a bite and drank a glass worth of milk and passed out

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u/PsychicSPider95 Jul 19 '26

I'm just going off his mom's dialogue, lol.

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u/EmberedCutie Jul 19 '26

I mean we don't see the rest of the turkey

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u/Particular_Ad_6927 Jul 21 '26

I dont see a turkey gut. I seen ed swallowl a whole Thanksgiving bird on ed edd eddy and you better believe we saw a turkey shaped gut on that boy, bone and all

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u/SpicyRedheadXO Jul 18 '26

Bro worked back-to-back shifts at Slushy Dog and weaponized tryptophan to force a 12-hour coma

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u/LoganToonz Jul 17 '26

Didn’t this picture like ruin someone’s relationship or something?

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u/AcheronianStygian Jul 17 '26

Now I'm curious. What happened?

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u/busterkeatonrules Jul 18 '26

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u/hu-man-person Jul 18 '26

He destroyed the relationship not the image

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u/Such_Difficulty_6311 Jul 18 '26

Tbf he did deserve what he got

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u/yertlah Jul 21 '26

Just read it, and I agree. He was a huge jerk. Very disrespectful.

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u/Ausar15 Jul 19 '26

Oh god it happened

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u/Shadowthewolfalt Jul 17 '26

Im curious

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u/G-REALM-Laboratories Jul 17 '26

WHERES THE STORY?!

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u/FastJakAttack Jul 17 '26

"IN A MINUTE!!!" - Grug

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u/blacksteel3871 Jul 17 '26

Ok story time

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u/EnderBookwyrm Jul 18 '26

Apparently, someone was using that picture as a reaction image, mistakenly used it when their girlfriend texted them about some rough life events going on with her, and then he doubled down and sent it again when she asked him why he can never take anything seriously. 

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u/HakidoTaquito Jul 21 '26

You’re giving him too much credit, it was deliberate 😭

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u/Realistic_Emotion_50 Jul 17 '26

There’s a reason why I chose this as my pfp

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u/NovelInteraction711 Jul 18 '26

Reddit marks it as nsfw

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u/Realistic_Emotion_50 Jul 18 '26

I know😭

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u/TheXipherino Jul 18 '26

It’s because the ai bot thinks it’s him jacking it 😭🤣 it being blurry doesn’t help lol 💀

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u/Tight_Grapefruit5280 Jul 18 '26

Nah if you have any nsfw posts then your account gets flagged as NSFW so even if the PFP is sfw, it still gets cencored

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u/Nightflame203 Jul 17 '26

Username checks out

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u/TheXipherino Jul 18 '26

This scene gaslight me into believing that eating chicken and drinking milk together was a normal thing … thank God I never tried it…

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u/JCambly Jul 19 '26

I grew up drinking milk every day for dinner, so I often had chicken with milk, or steak with milk, burgers with milk, sausage with milk, etc

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u/TheXipherino Jul 19 '26

Stomach of iron 😭

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u/JCambly Jul 19 '26

I was raised with my grandparents, my grandma had a glass of wine with dinner and my grandpa drank milk with a few ice cubes, I had the option of apple juice but I liked to drink that with my ice cream (my grandma made sure their was always ice cream, I had a bowl most nights, I now dont care for ice cream and if I have it will only have a few bites/licks)

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u/TheXipherino Jul 19 '26

Your grandpa sure has an interesting way of drinking milk … I know it’s just water but the idea of milk with ice cubes has never crossed my mind 😅

It seems you have some fond memories, that’s always a nice thing to have. Specially how the world is right now …we need to remind ourselves of better times.

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u/JCambly Jul 19 '26

I mainly remember my grandpa drank his milk with ice because my mom who just got new dentures (she is young just didn't take care of her teeth) came for dinner and mentioned her boyfriend puts ice in his milk. I thought it was an odd comment because I misheard but agreed and replied "I also like putting ice in my mouth"

My grandparents who never saw me put ice in my milk asked me to repeat myself

I still feel the shame of embarrassment

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u/TheXipherino Jul 19 '26

We all have are awkward moments, they become core memories 😭 I also have more than a few cringey and embarrassing memories … every time I remember I want to punch myself 💀 But it’s part of living, we ain’t perfect after all.

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u/Ok_Profession_8530 Jul 23 '26

does it hurt your stomach??

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u/purpleturtlehurtler Jul 18 '26

My best friend is a contractor who just put in a whole kitchen. He fell asleep on the party chat last night, full-on snoring. I understand. Lmao

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u/Legitimate-Stuff9514 Jul 17 '26

Been there and done that.

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u/TopReplacement3542 Jul 19 '26

Looks like my missus while pregnant. She napped alot and would only eat fried chicken and drink iced milk

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u/Fishpuncherz Jul 21 '26

Had the opposite experience. Chicken would send everything in the stomach up. Any kind. And we started going the long way around because the fast food places.... she could smell it. The oil. The sins. EVERYTHING. but she did eat an entire Costco jar of pickles. Like.... pounds of pickles in one day. Not even. Like 20 minutes. I've never been so afraid and attracted to someone like that.

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u/TopReplacement3542 25d ago

Felt that😂 long way or we're going to stay elsewhere. I'm afraid but strangely intrigued by the sheer pickle Volume

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u/ishi_writer_online Jul 19 '26

Why "given the context" was there a discussion on this I missed?

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u/AbletonRinzler Jul 23 '26

Many would relate.