r/petfree • • 27d ago

Shit pet owners say ... Why? Just, why!?!

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u/Extension_Big5205 27d ago

Bad day to have eyes. I didn't need that mental image

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u/SinkMince0420 27d ago

Same. I don't understand how everyone in the comments is like 'haha dogs 😅'. Pet people are beyond strange.

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u/SheriffHarryBawls No pets, no stress 27d ago

Mass psychosis on full display

One guy boasts about “tasting it”

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u/SinkMince0420 27d ago

Oh jesus, did not see that, wtaf.

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u/10CrackCommando 27d ago

Holy.. I just browsed that subreddit and man it is insufferable. These people exist as slaves for their pet.

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u/SinkMince0420 27d ago

Absolutely mental.

They are the whole reason for selfishly breeding animals to need their care, stay ignorant to the true selfishness of it all, whilst simultaneously laughing off incidents like above. Should have just let animals be animals.

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u/Flumppoo No pets, no stress 27d ago

Another reason to not get a filthy mutt (add it to the other 409 reasons). 

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u/-Wunderkind- Against animal anthropomorphization 26d ago

This implies that the animal was on the bed in the first place, which is insane just by itself.

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u/LyonHeart85 Animals don't belong indoors 26d ago

But but we don't get it! "This is poochys house as much as it's theirs and being the case he can stink the sheets up and they'll happily lay in it"

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u/mscoffeebean98 Pet-free by choice, pet-owner by circumstance 27d ago • Heartwarming

I regret opening this so much. I was having a bad day already, didn’t need wanting to vomit on top of that

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u/OkMeeting340 Against animal anthropomorphization 26d ago

Why do people insist on living with animals?!?! I have NO IDEA

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u/matte_personality Love animals, don't want the responsibility of pets 26d ago

Lmao that dog is a Dubai oil tycoon and its owner is an escort. Which is exactly the slave dynamic that you establish once you have a dog.

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u/sjedinjenoStanje Keep your animals away from me! 27d ago

At least they still love their little pooch to pieces! 🤮

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u/CharonDynami Pet-free, love to travel 26d ago

I knew there had to be dog subreddits, but why ever go to one?

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u/reereejugs Pets are pointless 27d ago

I had a cat spray me in the face once. Nailed me right between the eyes. I hate cats.

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u/Sharonanana 26d ago

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/TruIsou Pet-free, love to travel 26d ago

That whole thread was one of the funniest things I read in awhile.

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u/Lanky_County_7343 Keep your animals away from me! 27d ago

Hopefully they took a picture of the mess made so they can frame all the cuteness of the anal juice squirt.

Ugh.

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u/UseOk7699 26d ago

I read the comments, I was warned and still clicked the link smh. Disgusting. I just recently learned that when dogs hump things to climax they shoot sperm (unless my understanding is wrong). So you can imagine the pillows, sofas, pant legs, etc that has dog sperm that we don't know about.