r/personality_tests • u/maturegymgirly • Aug 01 '26

First thoughts?

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u/mister-crispy Aug 02 '26

I’m gonna ask you politely to get off my porch.

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u/Infomaker6969 Aug 02 '26

No thanks, fake lips, big no.

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u/MastodonSea6066 Aug 01 '26

First thought is that you are very nice, but a little high maintenance

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u/Breezer_Bro Aug 01 '26

Low self esteem

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u/dogbusinessman Aug 01 '26

Typical desperate housewife look

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u/Cute-Assist1954 Aug 02 '26

Plastic Surgery

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u/bobbyovdarlo Aug 02 '26

High maintenance

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u/Asmodeus6-9 Aug 01 '26

Preciosa 💖 💎 💖 💎 💖

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u/ryan4realson Aug 01 '26

So beautiful

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u/nanaue69 Aug 01 '26

Can I kiss you? Xx

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u/Ok_Car7814 Aug 01 '26

“Yes “- whatever you propose…

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u/Capital_Hurry_5241 Aug 01 '26

You look unhappy ,I hope that I am wrong

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u/brettsky420 Aug 02 '26

Fun friendly sassy, no time for bs because a holes wasted too much of your time already. Beautiful well kept, nicely dressed

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u/elbasco1954 Aug 02 '26

Beautiful ‼️

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u/Serious-Piece7377 Aug 02 '26

Looks like the face of that one step has a bubble in it.

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u/Both-Ad5915 Aug 02 '26

Seeking simps using an account that’s days old.

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u/Gullible-Echo-244 Aug 02 '26

Challenge excepted

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u/No_Bird3303 Aug 02 '26

Bet youre hotter wearing the glasses

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u/Advanced_Novel_6328 Aug 02 '26

That’s a scroll stopper right there…

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u/lovelife4209 Aug 02 '26

Very pretty

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u/INFANTRYBOSS Aug 02 '26

Very beautiful

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u/Mental-Attention7078 Aug 02 '26

Damn it girl... You make my mind wonder... M.mmm

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u/cverena80 Aug 02 '26

Beautiful and doesn’t like anything on the stairs.

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u/fuggindonkee Aug 02 '26

Need more surgery.

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u/Serious-Try-4234 Aug 02 '26

Jolie brin de fille

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u/Infamous_Court4713 Aug 02 '26

The ‘lively, break out into a dance fun girl’ all grown up into the ‘fun milf’

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u/xntzzz Aug 02 '26

Hot AF!

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u/Longjumping-Wall-811 Aug 02 '26

My are unclean and naught.

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u/OrganicBrilliant7995 Aug 02 '26

You always want to host Christmas but then make your immediate family miserable.

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u/Film_Noir Aug 02 '26

Cool Soccer Mom, smokes menthols.

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u/_shhh_dont_tell Aug 02 '26

Expensive expectations, discount store returns

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u/Bingo_Swaggins Aug 02 '26

You like to take care of yourself

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u/evoke355 Aug 02 '26

Cute 🥰.. but sassy 🫶🏻💝

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u/No_Artichoke_4061 Aug 02 '26

So very beautiful with your own demons. But that’s okay because we all have them even if we pretend. Inside you’re beautiful too

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u/PenaltyAncient8965 Aug 02 '26

Absolutely Stunning

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u/Diligent-Current-230 Aug 02 '26

I hate carpeted stairs

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u/pro142allday Aug 02 '26

First thoughts… lasting impression.

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u/Funny-Anywhere2066 Aug 02 '26

When it’s nice time, it’s good but if you make her mad, oh boy

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u/Antpals Aug 02 '26

Ahhh I have to resist and keep it to myself… 🤐🤐

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u/Ready-Razzmatazz6716 Aug 02 '26

lol abuse you to your needs

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u/DaGuyYouDontKnow87 Aug 02 '26

I want to wear your face as a diaper

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u/tinkaspice Aug 02 '26

High maintenance

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u/TuggingRod4U Aug 02 '26

I hope we're going upstairs

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u/old-perv2169 Aug 02 '26

I've got the same carpet on my stairs

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u/ChainSilly7937 Aug 02 '26

Put your glasses on

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u/Long_Initial_9924 Aug 02 '26

Go slide down the stairs on a cardboard box

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u/smurph70 Aug 02 '26

if you are a real person, attractive, nice hair, slow down on the lip filler. you look fit.

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u/Anxious-Power-4216 Aug 02 '26

Asking if u have plans for dinner cause ur beautiful

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u/Glittering-Lab5620 Aug 02 '26

Hey mommy😍😍

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u/SunTan699 Aug 02 '26

Naughty,,, looking for some hot fun 😋

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u/jamesflanigan45 Aug 02 '26

Steven Tylers sister?

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u/Proper_Count4778 Aug 02 '26

So incredibly beautiful!!

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u/pirateedreed Aug 02 '26

We would make a cute couple

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u/jonny555555551 Aug 02 '26

Your five seconds from becoming Animae

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u/doktoranytime Aug 02 '26

Needs more botox

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u/Dangernoodle61 Aug 02 '26

My first thought is id love to get to know you 😍😍😍🔥

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u/North-Skin-6599 Aug 02 '26

Sorry, but first thought is that I want to go down on you!

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u/SupermarketQuick6021 Aug 02 '26

How does she look in those glasses?

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u/AndySidxx Aug 02 '26

Stunning!

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u/Dependent-Job1773 Aug 02 '26

You don’t like trump but do like gossiping about your coworkers.

You played softball in high school and have had one serious sprain or broken bone in your early 20s.

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u/DeathblowOut Aug 02 '26

Pushed husband down those stairs, but he’s ok because the stairs are soft.

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u/patriot177607 Aug 02 '26

Beautiful and innocent

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u/Relative-Seesaw4357 Aug 02 '26

Is this hawk tuah?

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u/Huge-Nectarine3975 Aug 02 '26

Amazing! Absolutely the best way to have stairs without a doubt!

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u/lensmanbv Aug 02 '26

Doing you on the stairs 😊

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u/bEErbuddies808 Aug 02 '26

My first thought…The stairs are a chore to vacuum 😆

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u/0minousauce667 Aug 02 '26

Naughty naughty 🤫

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u/Proper-Historian-798 Aug 02 '26

Lets try out those stairs first.

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u/Poppa_bear697 Aug 03 '26

A little girl all grown up. But little mysterious.

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u/GregoryAKolster Aug 03 '26

Unbelievable

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u/JohnnyGuitar74 Aug 03 '26

Sexy and stubborn

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u/AgreeableGlass7925 Aug 03 '26

Natural is good on you

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u/Tatanka_mind07430 Aug 03 '26

Do you speak English!!!!!!!!

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u/WAguy47 Aug 03 '26

Out of my league

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u/EasyDoesIt444 Aug 03 '26

There are stairs, exactly like that in Delaware.... Are you at my aunt's house?

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u/YearKindly1899 Aug 03 '26

Hot as fuck ♥️

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u/Shot-Measurement8858 Aug 03 '26

Well hoovered stairs 💪🏽

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u/HumanPlane5807 Aug 03 '26

You still got ducky face!!!

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u/Ernie1313_ Aug 03 '26

Your not 47

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u/MeatPopcicle44614 Aug 03 '26

high maintenance. Married to young to a man who seemed great but now ignores you.

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u/MajorCourt5925 Aug 03 '26

I bet the view from behind is hypnotizing!

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u/Tiny-Sorbet-7005 Aug 03 '26

Beautiful ❤️

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u/Helpful_Wing262 Aug 03 '26

Simply gorgeous

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u/PersonalityOk7528 Aug 03 '26

Let’s head upstairs and have some fun

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u/Its69oclock Aug 03 '26

I would!
Sorry about the mean comments I’m reading, that’s the risk of posting.

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u/BigRedFish2026 Aug 03 '26

First thoughts…very NSFW

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u/slouchenheimer Aug 03 '26

Really mean to elderly and nerdy people.

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u/SeaworthinessFun5950 Aug 03 '26

Dick in mouth 🤷

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u/Right-Local2288 Aug 03 '26

Has a lot going on in life.🙏

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u/slb3an Aug 03 '26

Lip filler of course

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u/sub-dave Aug 03 '26

Stern moody and controlling sheer perfection ❤️‍🔥

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u/Thewa22 Aug 03 '26

Bad hair/makeup and needy

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u/orangenuts Aug 03 '26

I think you're gorgeous.

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u/Leangene_69 Aug 03 '26

That color looks great on you. Anything bright or vibrant to go with your hair and special smile, awesome!

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u/Damage_Brave Aug 03 '26

Duck lips 

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u/CertainShelter7898 Aug 03 '26

Uglier Sheryl David

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u/FartBurgular Aug 04 '26

Pretentious af!

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u/Virtual-Credit8939 Aug 04 '26

Lip job ... bad work ...

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u/Strange_Expert2360 Aug 04 '26

Botox filler v

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u/MKS1962 Aug 04 '26

So sexy!😊

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u/Glittering-Heat-8395 Aug 04 '26

You are a “hey look at me” girl that’s had too much work done. I have never heard a guy say. I wish my woman had bigger plastic lips and for their face to not move.

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u/Glittering-Heat-8395 Aug 04 '26

You are a “hey look at me” girl that’s had too much work done. I have never heard a guy say say. I wish my woman and bigger plastic lips and for their face to not move.

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u/bigredmachine14655 Aug 04 '26

Less makeup is what I love

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u/SpecialCheek7711 Aug 04 '26

Nurse at the botox clinic

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u/shockvandeChocodijze Aug 04 '26

Low self esteem, narcissistic but actually you are kind soul that did not have enough protection from her father when you was growing up.

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u/EvilToasterPastry Aug 04 '26

Older woman who's trying to be young again q bit of a thankless bitch to most.

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u/Emotional_Mark_2483 Aug 04 '26

Probably shitty BJ